Worst 100 Moments to Laugh

They said that "laughter is the best medicine", well you laugh all day long because you are happy, am I right? But some moments are the worst to laugh. Nobody cares about the amount of crap that's happening today, and they'll just result everything to laughter, even when dead. Here's the list.

100-91

100. During a funeral

99. When your wife tells you she's a lesbian

98. While somepony points a gun to your head

97. While watching Passion of the Christ

96. While buying stuff

95. While in prison

94. While being eaten by a grue

93. While listening to your girlfriend's singing talents

92. When somebody called you an idiot

91. When being spanked by your father

90-81

90. When a psychotic killer/cannibal is in front of you

89. When your friend slipped down to a very deep manhole

88. When Pinkie Pie is crying because her "kids" don't listen to her (Love yo momma, or else you have to drink the piss from the toilet on a Texan gas station owned by mysterious cannibals)

87. When your loved one is dying

86. When you farted nearby a fire source

85. During President Obama's Speech

84. While being used as a body shield

83. While praying to God

82. While urinating. This makes aiming harder, unless you're a girl

81. While shooting/photoshooting people. See 82, except the girl part

80-71

80. While being punished. It will make punishments worse. Worse than 91.

79. When your doctor tells you that you will die

78. When your wife/girlfriend is wearing a beautiful outfit

77. While cutting off your leg and eating it

76. During the apocalypse

75. When you shit yourself and everyone noticed it.

74. While being given a "raise" by your boss

73. When any form of bad news about your wife was sent to you

Example: Your Friend: She was killed on a horrible accident

You: OHOHOHOHO, PENIS, OHOHOHOHO

72. When they announced that My Little Pony Friendship Is Magic was cancelled

71. When they announced that Transformers was cancelled

70-61

70. When your mom came in wearing a tight diving suit which is a little bit too revealing

69. During a wedding

68. While giving your girlfriend a "Popsicle"

67. When your girlfriend/wife belched

66. While in hell (You'll stay there for a longer time)

65. While reading a sad, sad story about your friend's history

64. When you got a piranha as a pet

63. When a horde of zombies are chasing you inside a hearse and you're riding a hearse full of zombies and you attempt to shoot them like you're a psycho and you ran out of ammo and you used your stick you just picked up from your backyard yesterday and killed the zombies with it and you became infected and became a zombie and you act normally like a gay British idiot who believes that the moon is where he was born and the zombie ate you and you fell down to your death and you died after eating a broccoli and the soul inside your soul went up to heaven and you laughed and asked the angel why the hell does a soul has its own soul and asked why this isn't number one and you got sent to hell and you did like from 66 and you got sent to super hell and did the same and you got sent to super duper hell and died without your spirit rising up and you are dead forever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever and ever...

62. While farting out your insides

61. When you realized that your entire family died

60-51

60. While being injured

59. During a sermon in church

58. When your friend's life is ruined

57. When YOUR life is ruined

56. During circumcision... Self-Procedure... Without anesthetic... Using a poor blacksmith's sledgehammer...

55. While massaging your grandparents on the back

54. While in court (With you as the one who made the crime)

53. While on stage filled with people watching you having sex with a badger

52. When someone kicks you on the groin

51. When 47 attempts to assassinate you

50-41

50. While Fluttershy is crying, especially when you laugh AT her.

HAHAHA- no wait...

49. While watching a show about kids playing with animal feces

48. When you realize how babies are made

47. While watching Shake, Rattle and Roll

46. While donating your kidneys to the Black Market

45. Before committing suicide

44. When the terminator is in front of you

43. While tied to an electric chair, running

42. When the doctor went to the time where Captain Nonexistent was born

41. When an old man faints in public and you are stuck there trying to revive the guy

40-31

40. When you are now a hobo without any cash on your pocket

39. During the war

38. When you realize you are pregnant (Especially if you're a guy)

37. When they announced that porn is illegal to watch in both public and private places

36. While having a wedgie

35. While being flushed into the toilet

34. When you discovered that you were married to a guy that looks like a hot chick

33. While having sex

32. While being arrested

31. While facing execution

30-21

30. When losing your genitals

29. When your girlfriend farted

28. While eating pubes

27. When attempting to grow another brain inside your anus so when you fart, you got a brand new idea.

26. When a snake bit your penis

25. At the beginning of Bambi

24. When your dad shaves his head

23. While purposly watching your grandmother have sex to get a boner

22. When you are caught by your parents watching gay porn

21. When you are caught by your parents looking at your own ass while taking a shit (no, really, I do this often, just to get an erection)

20-11

20. While reading this article.

30. When a roller coaster with many people on it breaks mid ride and the carriages go flyinginto a dark abbyss of nothingness

18. when realizing that 19 is 30

17. When you purposely unzipped your pants down (with the news camera on you) and you shook your penis up and down

16. When giving birth, and you're a guy.

15. When you grew a third nipple

14. While eating a banana

13. When sucking your own dick

12. When taking a shit while watching Dora the Explorer

11. When Sun Yat-Sen ordered you to go "raise the flag". They'll think you're perverted.

10-1

10. When snorting crack

9. While fucking your mom

8. When fucking your other mom

7. While snorting red ants

6. While dying

5. When/if your girlfriend says she loves you

4. When your girlfriend wants to fuck

3. While battleing your ultimate doom with a toothpick and glue

2. While batlling death with a condom ;) (u r fucking death)

1. When you went back in time and saw jesus christ being crucified to a cross.i swear that a divine intervention will make your penis erect longer than 55 hours (making you suffer....A LOT),sending massive amounts of your blood from your brain to your genitals until it explodes.

0. When people are sliding off the Titanic