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The Big 5 are actually four, maybe some admin can add 5 or Five —The preceding unsigned comment was added by 84.154.48.155 (talk • contribs)

I count five...maybe you should check again? --—rc (t) 04:16, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

These are not the droids you are looking for--The Right Honourable Maj Sir Elvis UmP KUN FIC MDA VFH Bur. CM and bars UGM F@H (Petition) 10:30, 29 March 2006 (UTC)

No, there are only four. ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 11:32, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

Really, you need to learn how to count. It's unpossible for us four admins to mistake four and five. There are five lights Big ones. Sir Famine, Gun ♣ Petition » 14:02, 20 April 2006 (UTC)

What's the fifth one then? ~ Ghelæ ^talk_contribs 10:06, 5 June 2006 (UTC)

I don't think the admins want you to know, so I suggest you don't ask. --General Insineratehymn 20:32, 6 July 2007 (UTC)

The fifth one? There IS no fifth one! They are 5! Belard 16:29, 6 June 2006 (UTC)

You should learn that something can be called "The Big 5" even if there's only four items. It's just a name. Calm down.

I definitely see five there. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 05:19, 19 Sep 2007

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• Uncyclopedia:Glossary.Thanx.---Asteroid B612 (aka Rataube) - Ñ 13:39, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

Important

The big five is only four, this may be a joke, but for all seriousness, a n00b can easily get lost (as I have in the past). Wikipedia has an editing command cheat sheet linking from its help page. We only have a few not so useful pages. I think Uncyclopedia:How_To_Get_Started_Editing should be the fifth five! It is at least a lot more n00b friendly. —The preceding unsigned comment was added by Ghelae (talk • contribs) DJ Mixerr 01:08, August 23, 2011 (UTC) (talk)(contributions)

The Big Five

Maybe someone could add Uncyclopedia's Five Pliers as the fifth one. -Sockpuppet of an unregistered user 22:46, 2 February 2009 (UTC)

Color Codes

Where can I see a list of color codes? Da man360^{Leave A Message}

See Wikipedia:Web colors. —Sir Socky (talk) (stalk) GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 03:12, 30 March 2009 (UTC)

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Please add interwiki because article is protected : ko:도움말:목차. --Dynamicwork (Complain) 03:27, April 11, 2012 (UTC)

Please also add cy:Cymorth:Cymorth. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 22:48, May 11, 2013 (UTC)

remove the page on Hindu gods or it will be controversial if reaches to religiousness leaders (politician)

you have no right to make joke on gods

Welsh interwiki link

I think it's broken or something. Maybe you should remove it? --Mimo&Maxus (Talk) 18:42, April 10, 2014 (UTC)

Not Funny

Is the first joke of this wiki to make me suffer cerebral hemorrhage while trying to sign in/up? My Wikia login is not recognized and attempts to sign up with the same email are met with Cpt. Obvious grade declarations. OGRastamon AKA 24.117.101.157 08:23, December 2, 2014 (UTC)

Let it also be noted that only my email is recognized by the system. My username, the same one used for a decade throughout the interwebs, is not. So please no "reset password" advice. OGRastamon AKA 24.117.101.157 09:58, December 2, 2014 (UTC)

And I doubt this would be a problem if the Wikia skin was used by default. Unfortunately, I can't set that preference for myself seeing as I'M NOT LOGGED IN! 24.117.101.157 10:02, December 2, 2014 (UTC)