Kia

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“Their Korean they don't know the Λ is missing a line.”

~ Muhammad on On KiΛ's incorrect styling of the letter Λ.

“What car should I buy if I won the lottery today?”

~ The K.I.Λ.
K.I.Λ. - The only good cΛr ever made

The K.I.Λ. (Kills In Λction) is the greatest Λutomobile ever made. It is such a great cΛr, that it is the only Λutomotive brand that Uncyclopedia has good things to say about it.

History[edit]

The K.I.Λ was first designed and manufactured in Vietnam. Its purpose back then was to be a single structure where you could live, work, and drive around in. The idea took off very quickly.

The K.I.Λ. as a dwelling did not last long, though. Within the next four hours, the size of the human being increased so much, there was no longer any room for a single person, let alone a family, to live inside of the K.I.Λ. Still, it has remained to this day the greatest method of transportation every invented.

Safety[edit]

The K.I.Λ. is the safest car to date. It is stronger than a tank.

Here is The Good News: Λfrican-Λmericans are moving back to the South.

Fuel efficiency[edit]

If you buy a K.I.Λ. and a $10 gift certificate for gasoline, you will get $10 off your next gasoline purchase.

Uses[edit]

The K.I.Λ. has many notable uses for which it is worth every dime you pay

Λs a cΛr[edit]

The K.I.Λ. is a very good cΛr. It is such a good cΛr, it can take you to Mexico, and with it's 77 year warranty, it will never break down.

Λs a weapon[edit]

The K.I.Λ. has eliminated the need to own a railroad from our society. The government can pave the roads for you! No deposit required!

The K.I.Λ. also comes with a large cannon on the Sedona models' roof.

Λs a place to have sex[edit]

The K.I.Λ. is the perfect place for insects to have sex. Insects provide food for birds and so they are not pests.

For Humans[edit]

The cΛr has air con, keeping your testes at the optimum temperature.