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| Cardinals vote on Russian roulette conclave to choose Pope | 07:31, 11 April 2022 |
| Mel Gibson to decide 'soon' on who to insult next | 21:06, 11 March 2022 |
| Mel Gibson at heart of government conspiracy | 20:55, 11 March 2022 |
| Mel Gibson, victim or villain? | 20:55, 11 March 2022 |
| Morgan Freeman crashes car; Jessica Tandy in critical condition | 05:09, 2 December 2021 |
| Floating Mountains Disappear! Newcomers Arrested! | 09:08, 27 October 2021 |
| Samuel Jackson rips Oscars on diversity | 08:23, 26 April 2021 |
| Iranian news adds burqa to Michelle Obama's Oscars dress | 09:30, 19 April 2021 |
| Leave Britney Alone supporter a complete fuck-up | 01:04, 16 March 2021 |
| Oscar-winning actor Karl Malden selected as new Grim Reaper | 07:48, 5 February 2020 |
| Berlusconi urges Italy to turn off the TV | 04:47, 29 January 2020 |
| Natalie Merchant inducted into Muzak Hall of Fame | 06:07, 26 January 2020 |
| New Study Finds 78% of Americans are unhappy with television size | 15:42, 16 December 2019 |
| Clintons deny Bill had sex with Michael Jackson | 15:15, 16 December 2019 |
| Michael Jackson aborts lovechild | 14:35, 16 December 2019 |
| Petting Zoos to be abuse-themed "Punching Zoos" | 07:06, 1 October 2018 |
| Charlie Sheen swings from rooftop, yells ‘tally-ho!’ | 00:50, 5 May 2017 |
| Update: UnNews journalist threatened | 16:54, 14 April 2017 |
| McMahon fires Trump, dies | 16:19, 4 January 2016 |
| Trump hires O'Donnell | 16:15, 4 January 2016 |
| Get these people to host SNL | 23:42, 21 October 2015 |
| Zsa Zsa Gabor calls in priest for final exorcism | 05:13, 3 June 2015 |
| US Army vet treats al Qaeda pets | 14:23, 13 March 2013 |
| Lindsay Lohan creamed in Liz Taylor portrayal | 15:11, 30 November 2012 |
| Grim Reaper commits suicide after massive week of celebrity deaths | 06:13, 17 September 2012 |
| Population of men who identify as gay up nearly 200% in month following leak of Snooki nudes | 05:20, 17 September 2012 |
| Editorial - Why SOPA and PIPA are good ideas | 05:19, 17 September 2012 |
| Man suspects that his die is broken | 06:47, 4 August 2012 |
| Obituary:Amy Winehouse enters rebirth | 04:27, 10 March 2012 |
| The Wedding Bride out on DVD | 06:25, 21 January 2012 |
| YouTube changes aspect ratio to 2.35:1, users pissed | 09:32, 2 January 2012 |
| Paris Hilton caught with Francium | 00:11, 23 December 2011 |
| "Ipswich Ripper - The Musical" outrages the media | 09:50, 22 December 2011 |
| Usher booed off stage | 08:27, 10 December 2011 |
| Qaddafi: al-Qaeda should apologize 'while licking my feet' | 20:12, 5 December 2011 |
| Cher spurns daughter’s role in TV freak show | 11:51, 3 September 2011 |
| X-Factors Diana Vickers is a puppet | 20:28, 18 August 2011 |
| Real American housewives make for TV gold | 20:27, 18 August 2011 |
| Grim Reaper Karl Malden drops dead | 05:01, 27 July 2011 |
| Famous person does something | 04:59, 27 July 2011 |