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Hashtag brings Mideast peace15:27, 22 October 2023
Oh, so THAT's what this leading candidate must have been thinking!20:05, 26 August 2023
World War Three expected later this year21:02, 9 May 2023
Furries take local petting zoo by storm02:27, 19 April 2023
Scientists agree that "Zack Hill" may be the worst comic of all time03:26, 7 April 2023
Scientist fed up with speed of light16:24, 14 December 2022
Many new superheroes appear in Japan22:18, 15 September 2022
Boy subjected to harsh criticism, cries like little girl07:07, 28 August 2022
NASA denies claims that wrong kind of duck caused crash01:50, 20 July 2022
James Bond arrested12:23, 15 July 2022
Sonic the Hedgehog lacking speed after amphetamine overdose05:08, 16 June 2022
Woman has identity stolen; thief divorces husband and takes half17:51, 11 June 2022
Osama bin Laden found alive, living under Miley Cyrus's refrigerator05:38, 8 June 2022
AP Style Fake News No Longer Funny13:14, 7 June 2022
Morgan Freeman to play Bilbo Baggins in "The Hobbit"23:11, 5 June 2022
School Counselor Almost Actually Accomplishes Something23:09, 5 June 2022
Seductive Space Boob attacks Earth19:41, 3 June 2022
Nancy Pelosi to be paid 50 percent less than Dennis Hastert03:32, 3 June 2022
High Meme Council reconvenes to address shortage17:43, 1 June 2022
Galactic Empire raises terror alert level to orange09:36, 28 May 2022
Doughboy alleges police brutality13:29, 25 May 2022
Microsoft finds problem with font folder, urges people to delete it01:53, 24 May 2022
Record jackpot expected for Nobel Peace Prize01:33, 24 May 2022
Snoopy comes out of the doghouse12:07, 7 May 2022
Zuckerberg to buy Musk19:13, 6 May 2022
Mark Zuckerberg is a fecalpheliac!23:55, 27 April 2022
UnNews moves offshore06:00, 12 April 2022
UnNews features guest columnist Sarah Palin05:20, 12 April 2022
Free UnNews accused of plagiarism05:20, 12 April 2022
Editor revives from stupor, updates Uncyclopediacast05:20, 12 April 2022
Vatican decries "Miracle Bra"07:39, 11 April 2022
Pope makes creepy apology to child-abuse victims07:28, 11 April 2022
Papal proclamation to procure profit for prophet07:27, 11 April 2022
Pope disappointed in media "uh-oh"07:23, 11 April 2022
Entire world pissed off by Sopranos finale22:53, 10 April 2022
Man marries brown rice04:59, 7 April 2022
Latest batch of Hitler clones contaminated with Neanderthal DNA03:39, 7 April 2022

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