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UnNews:Lance Armstrong endorsed by drugs company (history, logs)

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Score: 3.5 dopers

Nominated by:

Talk Mattsnow 00:31, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
For: 7.5
  1. Nom and for. First article in what 6 months? Rolling the dice. Talk Mattsnow 00:31, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. PurpleDickVote.png Boner. ~Sir Frosty (Talk to me!) Proudly bogan 02:35, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  3. For. SirPeasewhizzdeNewYork Click here to talk 02:48, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Welcome back, Matt, and good article. POP!GoesTheWeasel Evil-clown.jpg 08:18, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  5. For. Funnybony Icons-flag-th.png Agnideva-small.jpg AGT-logo-small.jpg 18:25, Dec 9
  6. Symbol for vote.svg For. —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 14:04, 10 December 2012
  7. For lollol, and that was just seeing the pic. I'll read the article later. Aleister 14:08 10Decem12
  8. For. 75.68.164.109 23:38, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
    For. 75.68.164.109 23:39, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
    For. 75.68.164.109 23:39, December 16, 2012 (UTC)
    Struck the duplicate votes and adjusted the For count. Spıke Ѧ 00:11 17-Dec-12
Against: 4
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. First of all, that picture was a distrurbing and terrifying one I wish I did not see.Second, this piece is more mean than funny, and earlier UnNews articles did a much better job of satirizing Armstrong's current state. Lord Scofield Stark 09:57, December 9, 2012 (UTC)
  2. Against. fuck that needle picture FAKEHATER arsenic_x spam me 18:13, December 10, 2012 (UTC)
  3. Symbol against vote.svg Against. --Hotadmin4u69 [TALK] 20:42 Dec 10 2012
  4. Symbol against vote.svg Against. --Equilateralperil 16:49, December 27, 2012 (UTC)
Comments:
  • I found the theme and the quotes predictable; story isn't based on news (Find a real Source and work the YouTube into it in some other way) and doesn't read like news ("current shame" leads the reader, "a little earlier this morning" is imprecise). Inconsistent quotation style; some corporate names are mucked with while others are played straight. But it ends with a cute zinger. Spıke Ѧ 03:09 9-Dec-12
  • Comment. I thought the writing was pretty good, but like some other people have said, the photo is not good at all. Maybe I'll vote for it if its changed to something not disgusting. Murder Frog ✄ Dull interest wanes. 22:44, December 22, 2012 (UTC)

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