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Paedophilia is combined from the greek words "paedo", meaning child, and "philia", which phonetically sounds like "feel ya" or "feel you". People suffering from (or in some cases enjoying) this condition are called paedophiles and are constantly at risk of being sexually abused by children. Despite this, parents often go out of their way to make pedophiles feel comfortable by registering pedophiles with the police, and inviting them into their neighborhoods.
It's a general misconception that paedophiles actively persuade children to have sexual relationships, but this is far from the truth. Much study has been conducted and many paedophiles have been interviewed and the story is always the same. The child is interested in establishing a sexual relationship with the paedophile, and since paedophiles are adults with weak psychology, their fears of disappointing and letting down the child make it impossible for them to resist the pressure from the child. The father of Japanese anime, Sigmund Freud postulated that for a paedophile to have more of an interest in the child than the other way around was impossible as the Oedipal and Electra complexes are strongest in the phallic phase from ages three to six, as with penis envy.
It's also a misconception that there is a difference between pedophilia and ephebophilia, when in actuality they are legally and ethically equivalent as the sentencing is exactly the same regardless of age. There's no degrees of severity or legal grey zone to be taken into account like with distinguishing between 3rd degree murder or manslaughter; a seventeen yer old and a baby are both 3rd degree sexual assault, neither having more of an ability to comprehend than the other.
A child who actively seeks paedophiles to pressure them into sexual relationships is called a child molester. Their attraction to much older people is a mental illness known as decrepiphilia. Methods they employ to seduce vulnerable adults include sitting on their laps, exposing their unsuspecting victims to Child Porn, and forcing them to buy Girl Scout cookies more addictive than nicotine.
From child molester to paedophile
Child molesters often change into the role of paedophiles when they grow up. Having remembered what it's like to exercise sexual power over an adult in their childhood, upon reaching adulthood they willingly submit themselves to children to allow young children to experience the same feelings. This leads to a growing number of paedophiles, which creates improved conditions for children. No experts have found a solution to this vicious cycle short of cutting off the genitals (aka. castration) of the child molesters.
With the exceptions of the paedophiles and child molesters in question (i.e., the only people who are actually affected by the practice), every single human who has ever lived considers intercourse between an adult and a child to be immoral. This is based on three known scientific facts: (1) That everyone who has reached his or her 18th birthday is fully capable of making responsible decisions about his or her own life, and will never make a bad decision, while everyone who is 18 or younger is a mental degenerate incapable of rational thought; (2) That a person who is discriminated against based on age is not a victim in any way, but a person whose wishes are respected regardless of age (unless by someone who is also discriminated against based on age) is automatically a victim; and (3) That sex is a very bad thing that no civilized person of any age does or talks about. (Though there are exceptions for adult males.)
The first of these facts was discovered in 1973 by Canadian neurologists who found that every person experiences an extreme and instantaneous increase in general knowledge, clarity of thought, emotional maturity, and physical maturity at the exact stroke of midnight on his or her 18th birthday, and never gains or loses those things during any other part of his or her life. Previously, scientists had believed that each individual person loses these things gradually over the course of his or her life, even during adulthood, and that people lose these things at different rates from each other based on genetics and upbringing; but that under no circumstances should the age of consent have a bell curve because swarms of legally incompetent senior citizens could still vote against it in feral packs. The second was determined by Isaac Newton, who used Ethical Calculus to prove that whether or not a person has been victimized is not influenced in any way by whether or not that person believes themselves to have been victimized. The third was handed down by God to Moses on the third stone tablet, which shattered before anyone could read it, but the Catholic Church declared it to be true sometime during the 8th Century A.D., which makes it a fact because the Catholic Church has never been wrong. Except for when they declared that the Earth was flat. And when they declared that it was the immobile center of the universe, around which everything else orbited. And a few times when they tried to predict the end of the world. And the fact that the Bible makes no mention of any "pope".
Intercourse with a person over 18 whose judgement is impaired by permanent brain damage, drunkenness, and/or mental retardation, but not age, is morally acceptable because those factors are relative and lack sharp boundaries between their different stages of impairment (unlike age).
The short-lived 'child market' of '97 was hastily shut down after government allegations. Paedophilia has been around for as long as adults have been around to be molested, but was most prevalent when people usually died before turning 20, making the mental inferiority of adults very hard to notice. Many famous people, both real and fictional, have been either paedophiles or child molesters. For example, Edgar Allen Poe was made the victim of paedophilia at age 27 when his 13-year-old cousin tricked him into marrying her. This is commonly believed to be the cause of him being alcoholic, Bipolar, Manic-depressive. Lewis Carroll knew many little girls who frequently tried to molest him, but it is unclear whether he ever allowed them to. Even Oscar Wilde himself was known to be particularly prone to molestation by young boys. But in a certain play by William Shakespeare, a 17-year-old Romeo is seduced by the 13-year-old Juliet, and even though he has not yet reached his 18th birthday, and because 4 years is the recommended age difference in uptight societies, they both die.
In 1937, a society for underground paedophiles was created. Though its name remains unidentified, various clues ensure that this society exists. According to urban myth, this society has links in almost every aspect of humanitarian affairs. A perfect example of this is the Michael Jackson case. The rule of the courts by the paedophilic organisation allowed Jackson to be liberated from dropped soap bars and dirty toilets in cells.
Treatment and society response
Numerous treatments have aimed at the problem of paedophilia, and all those target children as the main promoters of this conduct. Surgical and chemical castration of boys and girls might be needed to deter the sexual abuse of adults. It might sound extreme, but adults have claimed that harassment has escalated to unbearable proportions.
Children are not only promoters but responsible for their acts. As the Freedom of Sex Act determined, children above three years of age are completely responsible for their behaviour (though the purchase and use of nuclear weapons and other weapons of mass destruction still requires them to be older than five, a situation strongly argued in Congress) and lawsuits have been issued against those who abuse adults, especially the serial type. In the McDonald's Preschool case, a three-year old had to pay 15 million dollars to all his teachers, who were forced to participate in an exploitative ring organised by this boy. The boy settled out of court, paying 10 million, an amount he had deposited in a Cayman Islands account after selling the video "Teachers Gone Wild" worldwide.
In 2005, Dateline NBC started a series of special shows called "To Catch A Predator." They find paedos to talk to them, persuade them to come to their fake houses and fake children and then the paedos get arrested. However, the paedos on "To Catch A Predator" often use obscure chat sites full of Feds, like AOL. No one uses AOL chat anymore, so anyone on there deserves to be caught. Also, the guys on the show fall for the dumbest traps imaginable. Most of the paedophiles on the show are mildly retarded.
The NSPCC (National-Socialist Paedophile Castration Committee) encourages children to molest their parents. The £2 a month idiot Paedophiles give them, thinking that their reward would be to have a child molester in concern shipped to their house to repeat the cycle again, actually goes towards the children's pocket money for turning in their parents.
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