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| Hashtag brings Mideast peace | 15:27, 22 October 2023 |
| Cash-strapped Saudis hump UK on human-rights | 22:17, 15 September 2022 |
| Al Jazeera buy Al Hasboredyu in squillion dollar deal | 06:13, 14 July 2022 |
| Donkey traffic gridlock blocks the start of Anno Domini | 05:55, 26 May 2022 |
| Ahmadinejad: Holocaust was really big gay Jew sex party | 07:31, 11 April 2022 |
| Thousands of Egyptians call Gov. Walker "tyrant," flee Wisconsin | 04:04, 7 April 2022 |
| Kerry: Boots-on-the-ground is no big deal | 09:40, 6 April 2022 |
| US congratulates $ on Syrian success | 09:30, 6 April 2022 |
| Britain to get tough on acronyms | 09:17, 6 April 2022 |
| Biden: We will pursue ISIS through gates of Heaven | 09:15, 6 April 2022 |
| Jordan executions mark first-ever ISIS gaffe | 09:13, 6 April 2022 |
| ISIS suffers intelligence setback | 09:09, 6 April 2022 |
| ISIS destroys World Heritage site, critics split | 09:08, 6 April 2022 |
| ISIS battalion executes itself | 09:07, 6 April 2022 |
| ISIS issues pay cut | 08:55, 6 April 2022 |
| Unrest in Syria, nobody cares | 06:02, 27 March 2022 |
| United States takes on the UN; wins yet again | 06:02, 27 March 2022 |
| US plays Trump card in Syria | 06:01, 27 March 2022 |
| Iraqi government gunmen kill a dozen people in Basra, say activists | 05:15, 27 March 2022 |
| Gaddaffy Duck now hottest image on Google | 08:57, 22 March 2022 |
| Fatah, Hamas agree to withdraw grues from conflict | 07:34, 22 March 2022 |
| John McCain in Syria named new face of global terror | 03:51, 17 March 2022 |
| U.S. corners Palestine rubble futures market | 09:01, 13 March 2022 |
| Osama bin Laden endorses Obama for President | 08:59, 13 March 2022 |
| Tragic misunderstanding leads to hotel shooting | 01:10, 21 January 2022 |
| Random arab discovers oil | 01:36, 15 January 2022 |
| Syria: peaceful protestors join government to battle terrorists | 15:37, 5 January 2022 |
| Al-Qaeda choose old beardie as leader | 05:53, 14 November 2021 |
| Iranian president survives assassination attempt; blames everyone | 10:06, 27 July 2021 |
| Bush will serve as a troop in Iraq | 07:27, 1 July 2021 |
| Bomb bomb bomb – bomb bomb McCain | 21:55, 7 June 2021 |
| Russians scheme over McCain’s response to Putin’s New York Times op-ed | 15:13, 21 April 2021 |
| Egyptian economy crashes as Moses blocks the Red Sea | 23:23, 27 March 2021 |
| Video game characters are to blame for rising oil prices, New war on the horizon | 06:04, 21 March 2021 |
| David Cameron offers to "suck-off Middle-East for a tenner" | 03:18, 15 March 2021 |
| Saudis announce Blackberry ban | 10:20, 9 March 2021 |
| Iran inaugurates first unmanned bomber | 08:07, 31 January 2020 |
| Emirates to build Burj Khalifa knock-off next to Burj Khalifa | 12:47, 30 January 2020 |
| King Tut had a small penis | 07:53, 27 January 2020 |
| Topless Kate photographs outrage British Press who can't publish them | 20:05, 21 January 2020 |
| Qaboos rolls into sunset | 04:21, 12 January 2020 |
| James Cameron finds lost tomb of Popeye | 15:33, 16 December 2019 |
| Ecstatic UNNEWS Writer Celebrates | 15:24, 16 December 2019 |
| Arabs left in dismay after global warming-caused depletion of sand levels leave North African countries broke | 15:12, 16 December 2019 |
| World distracted, Israel reverts to scheming | 15:02, 16 December 2019 |
| Mike Pompeo sent to the Saudis | 14:02, 25 October 2018 |
| Black Friday projected to be more violent than Gaza conflict | 04:13, 2 October 2018 |
| BBC announces new plans for embedded journalists | 02:08, 2 October 2018 |
| Obama announces US allies in planned Syrian war | 01:43, 2 October 2018 |
| American-Arab anti-discrimination group sues boy | 11:45, 1 October 2018 |
