UnNews:Admins vow to quit if vote unfavorable
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|Admins vow to quit if vote unfavorable|
4 November 2020
Rage-quits are a proud tradition at Uncyclopedia, and there is as little need for a "nexus" between action and predicate as there is for a nexus between subject and predicate in articles. Thus, several Admins have declared they will emigrate to a "friendlier" website if their demands regarding the next U.S. President are not satisfied.
A rasher of Admins walked away in 2013 claiming, as Legend does now, that the leadership at the time had a "project" of destroying democracy — not to mention huffing the cherished nip-slip photos. Most of the remaining Admins saw fit to move to another "country" well in advance of the election, surely anticipating an unfavorable outcome and avoiding the last-minute rush. Romartus took election week off to paste on a fake goatee and hold a campaign sign over the Motorway. Now, he is absent because his laptop is at the office but Boris Johnson insists that he stay home until no remaining bits of Coronavirus are detectable. EStop is missing and must be presumed lost at sea.
- Gabrielle Fonrouge "All the celebrities considering leaving the country if Trump is re-elected". New York Post, November 3, 2020