Uncyclopedia:Best of/2009

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A CCTV Nativity 31 December 2009
UnBooks:Menstruation: A Guide For Men by Jack Black 30 December 2009
UnBooks:The Stranger 29 December 2009
Radical Republicans 28 December 2009
Unfomercials:Mutter - mein Endlosung! 27 December 2009
Gotham City 26 December 2009
Your estimate of how long to reheat the lasagne 25 December 2009
Frostbite: A Christmas LP 24 December 2009
Leprechaun 23 December 2009
Classical Satire 22 December 2009
I will never forget 21 December 2009
The Pilgrim Fathers 20 December 2009
Frida Kahlo 19 December 2009
Matter 17 December 2009
I ate your Haagen-Dazs 16 December 2009
Carnies 15 December 2009
Julius Malema 14 December 2009
The Fast and the Furious (film series) 12 December 2009
Vortex 10 December 2009
Pile of Enormous Socks of Genoa 8 December 2009
UnNews:H1N1 OVERBLOWN BY MEDIA!!!!! 7 December 2009
Call of Duty 4: Modern Warfare 6 December 2009
Intelligent Mathematics 5 December 2009
The Duke of Edinburgh Award 4 December 2009
Queen Elizabeth I 3 December 2009
The Jesus Laws 2 December 2009
HowTo:Be Homeless in America 1 December 2009
The Pirate Bay 30 November 2009
UnBooks:Gone Fishing 29 November 2009
Stereotype 28 November 2009
HowTo:Pick the perfect turkey 26 November 2009
Microsoft knowledge base 25 November 2009
Alec Baldwin 23 November 2009
Cops Confused at Celtic Carnage 21 November 2009
Jamie Lynn Spears 19 November 2009
Third-wave feminism 17 November 2009
UnScripts:Starsky and Hutch 16 November 2009
Abraham Lincoln 15 November 2009
UnTweets:Osama Bin Laden 14 November 2009
The Prisoner (US Remake) 12 November 2009
Rod Serling 11 November 2009
Street Fighter 10 November 2009
UnPoetia:The Best Damn Tape Measure in the World 9 November 2009
UnBooks:Insipid Sentimental Women's Novel 8 November 2009
Love 7 November 2009
Gonzo journalism 6 November 2009
UnScripts:Waiting For Godot 2: Waiting With A Vengeance 4 November 2009
MonsterQuest 3 November 2009
UnNews:Australia says "You just don't understand our humour!" 2 November 2009
United States presidents with ridiculously accentuated facial features 1 November 2009
Topaz 31 October 2009
UnNews:Man who claimed to have found God arrested for wasting police time 30 October 2009
The History of the Decline and Fall of Uncyclopedia 29 October 2009
UnScripts:Steal Bank Customer Service training video 28 October 2009
UnNews:Free in-app commerce is a go on iPhone, oldest profession first to capitalize 27 October 2009
File sharing 26 October 2009
UnNews:Obama shamelessly pushes liberal agenda on schoolchildren 25 October 2009
UnNews:Johnnys a big poopy 24 October 2009
Archery 22 October 2009
Sun Bee 21 October 2009
UnNews:Stop dressing like whores, you whores! 20 October 2009
UnTunes:All You Motherfuckers Are Gonna Pay 19 October 2009
Gas tungsten arc welding 18 October 2009
Lateral thinking 17 October 2009
The Who 16 October 2009
2001: A Space Odyssey 15 October 2009
Judaeo-Palaeontology 14 October 2009
Samuel L. Vacuum 13 October 2009
The Asylum-Seeker's Guide to Visiting McDonald's 12 October 2009
The O'Reilly Factor, Tuesday May 13, 1865 11 October 2009
Rogue States 10 October 2009
UnBooks:DIY and Carpentry Tips by Jesus Christ 8 October 2009
Why?:Wear clothes 3 sizes too small 6 October 2009
Plankton 5 October 2009
Telephone pole 4 October 2009
Rich Uncle Pennybags 3 October 2009
Gemeentevervoerbedrijf 2 October 2009
Roak Band - Teutonic Invasion 30 September 2009
Flash Gordon 28 September 2009
UnPoetia:An Atheist's Eulogy 27 September 2009
E. E. Cummings 26 September 2009
Why?:Don't we do it in the road? 25 September 2009
UnMysteries:The Mysterious Affair at the World War Two Convention 24 September 2009
Marble Madness 23 September 2009
Peter Rabbit Reanimated 20 September 2009
The Doctor 19 September 2009
Ark of the Covenant 18 September 2009
The Rubens Diet 17 September 2009
UnNews:Protests erupt as Australia braces for Aimee Mann concert 16 September 2009
UnScripts:X-Men Origins: Wolverine 15 September 2009
UnScripts:Les Misérables, Abrégés 14 September 2009
Disorganised crime 13 September 2009
Barack Obama's Teleprompter 12 September 2009
Godzilla vs. Vaginus 11 September 2009
Isaac the Tank Engine 10 September 2009
Mastodon 9 September 2009
UnNews:Beethoven isn't deaf, he's just ignoring his girlfriend 8 September 2009
Number bases 6 September 2009
The History of the Atom 5 September 2009
Brooke Shields 4 September 2009
UnBooks:An Authentic Journal of Travelers on the Oregon Trail 3 September 2009
UnBooks:A Conoisseur's Guide to Dishes on Endangered Species 2 September 2009
Psyché 1 September 2009
Wikia 31 August 2009
UnScripts:Pixar: An Introduction for Uncyclopedians 30 August 2009
UnBooks:Jonathan Livingston Chicken 29 August 2009
Lyre 28 August 2009
Quentin Tarantino 27 August 2009
The Dice Man 26 August 2009
What I did on my hols 25 August 2009
Chutes and Ladders 24 August 2009
Firefly 23 August 2009
Guide to a Postmodernist Art Exhibition 22 August 2009
Jesus stole my girlfriend 21 August 2009
HowTo:Breathe 20 August 2009
Punk Floyd 19 August 2009
Pious Christians Against Shellfish 18 August 2009
UnScripts:Star Wars (2010) 17 August 2009
Test Match Special 16 August 2009
Let Someone Else Do It 15 August 2009
Clementine Attlee 14 August 2009
UnScripts:HMS Potatore 13 August 2009
Orion 12 August 2009
Sherlock Holmes 11 August 2009
Six Hats 10 August 2009
Kosher Nostra 9 August 2009
Cheerios 8 August 2009
Corn Flakes 7 August 2009
Fake announcer voice 6 August 2009
Sergio Leone 5 August 2009
Crescendo 4 August 2009
Tool (band) 3 August 2009
The Great Gig in the Sky 2 August 2009
Yellow 1 August 2009
Five tough life lessons I wouldn't have had to learn if I had listened to Flood by They Might Be Giants 31 July 2009
Space Invaders 30 July 2009
The Fat Girl 29 July 2009
Stone the Israeli Tank 28 July 2009
Xanax 27 July 2009
UnBooks:Michael Phelps Makes Me Sick 26 July 2009
Dungeons & Dragons: Real Life Edition 25 July 2009
Uncyclopedia Madness 24 July 2009
The Popularity of War 23 July 2009
Humphrey Bogart 22 July 2009
UnBooks:The Nearly-Chaste Mormon's Guide to Quitting Masturbation 21 July 2009
Joe Namath 20 July 2009
World of Warcraft 19 July 2009
HowTo:Write a Stephen King novel 18 July 2009
UnScripts:Trapped at Sea 17 July 2009
LazyTown 16 July 2009
UnBooks:Daddy, There's a Zombie in the Garden 15 July 2009
UnNews:Is the Government doing enough to appease the Sun God? 14 July 2009
UnNews:The God Interview 13 July 2009
Fan service 12 July 2009
Wild Bill Hickok 11 July 2009
Mrs. God's blog 10 July 2009
UnTweets:George Peterson 9 July 2009
Jim Jarmusch 8 July 2009
HowTo:Survive a Baby 7 July 2009
UnTunes:Still Hurting 6 July 2009
UnScripts:Heartbeat 2012 5 July 2009
Godzilla 4 July 2009
UnBooks:The Autobiography of Jesus of Nazareth 3 July 2009
History of New England 2 July 2009
Childhood: an essay 1 July 2009
UnNews:Michael Jackson dies! Also Farrah Fawcett 29 June 2009
Perestroika 28 June 2009
Failure University 27 June 2009
Lady-Gardening 26 June 2009
Boer War 25 June 2009
UnBooks:Great Abridged Pop Songs 24 June 2009
Writing 23 June 2009
UnBooks:A Day In the Life of Armond White 22 June 2009
Billy Graham 21 June 2009
Bob Evans 20 June 2009
British Moon-landing 19 June 2009
Snow White 18 June 2009
Prison Break 17 June 2009
Unquotable:Keanu Reeves 16 June 2009
Balloon Animals 15 June 2009
Akira Kurosawa 14 June 2009
C-3PO 13 June 2009
Peyton Manning 12 June 2009
UnBooks:Uncyclopedia Brown and Wikipedia Brown solve the mystery of the missing smugglers and their hidden cave or something 11 June 2009
UnTunes:I Like Cats (The Other White Meat) 10 June 2009
Pat Garrett 9 June 2009
UnNews:Spector leaves Republican Party: They're not who I am anymore 8 June 2009
Dear Diary 7 June 2009
UnScripts:Unromantic Comedy 6 June 2009
Antbortion 5 June 2009
UnScripts:An interview with an Egyptian taxi driver 4 June 2009
Claude Debussy 3 June 2009
The Bourne Pottery Class 2 June 2009
Oscar the Grouch 1 June 2009
Albanian interpretationalist cinema 29 May 2009
UnScripts:The Device 28 May 2009
Nursery 27 May 2009
Free lunch 26 May 2009
United Kingdom 25 May 2009
HowTo:Be an honest crook 24 May 2009
Unfomercials:Uncyclopedia Krazy Kemistry Set 23 May 2009
Metal Gear Solid 3: Snake Eater 22 May 2009
UnScripts:The Rapid And The Ragey 21 May 2009
Red Lobster 20 May 2009
Kinsey Report No. 3: Sexual Behavior in Hamsters 19 May 2009
Why?:Don't You Get a Job? 18 May 2009
UnScripts:The Creature of Planet Cheese 17 May 2009
Tapheselachophobia 16 May 2009
Gazelle 15 May 2009
UnTweets:Mr McElroyLand! 14 May 2009
UnNews:Wolverine hits the big screen 13 May 2009
Robert Shaw 12 May 2009
Seal Clubbing 11 May 2009
AIDS (Space Program) 10 May 2009
UnBooks:American History! 9 May 2009
Kingfisher 8 May 2009
HowTo:Build the perfect sandcastle 7 May 2009
History of Google 6 May 2009
HowTo:Write Serj Tankian lyrics 5 May 2009
Strategic Stereotypical Australian Reserve 3 May 2009
Joseph Conrad 2 May 2009
UnNews:Political extremism on the rise in animal world 1 May 2009
UnBooks:A Guide to the American Roadside Attraction 29 April 2009
Scrub typhus: the geographic distribution of phenotypic and genotypic variants of Orientia tsutsugamushi 28 April 2009
The fact that you don't want a poodle 27 April 2009
Teabag everything that moves 26 April 2009
Tradesmen 25 April 2009
UnNews:Obama unveils education reform plans 24 April 2009
Hydrogen 23 April 2009
UnMovie Review: Watchmen (with special guests, the Watchmen) 22 April 2009
Trogdor the Burninator 21 April 2009
Ingmar Bergman 20 April 2009
Andrei Tarkovsky 18 April 2009
You should talk about ponies - A letter to Bill Richardson 17 April 2009
Cactus 16 April 2009
Alfred Hitchcock 15 April 2009
HowTo:Get Over Jenny 14 April 2009
Hyper Text Coffee Pot Control Protocol 13 April 2009
Karl Lagerfeld 12 April 2009
Plink 11 April 2009
Economic Collapse Barbie™ 10 April 2009
MF DOOM 9 April 2009
Dragon Warrior 8 April 2009
Why?:Hit yourself on the head with a baseball bat seven or eight times 7 April 2009
UnNews:Dinesh D'souza on the real problem with Newtonism 5 April 2009
HowTo:Be a Douchebag 4 April 2009
Why?:Watching a marathon of House, M.D. while you're sick is not a good idea 3 April 2009
Baldrick 1 April 2009
Lord Sauron 31 March 2009
UnNews:Obama overturns Bush stem cell policy; plans clone of himself 30 March 2009
Douche 29 March 2009
Metal Gear Solid 2: Sons of Liberty 28 March 2009
World Wildlife Fund 27 March 2009
Neurotic 26 March 2009
David Lynch 25 March 2009
HowTo:Write Good 24 March 2009
Dwight D. Eisenhower 23 March 2009
UnNews:Vampire hunter confused by ancient writings 22 March 2009
Inland Empire 21 March 2009
HowTo:Subsist on an all-OREO® diet for the rest of your life 20 March 2009
James Bond 19 March 2009
UnNews:Louisiana Governor brazenly taunts volcanoes 18 March 2009
UnNews:I Am Not An Al Gore Denier - Richard "Dick" Lindzen 17 March 2009
Driving in Bucharest 16 March 2009
So you thought that using the Euro as currency would be all fun and games? 15 March 2009
Rush Limbaugh (CPAC speech) 14 March 2009
Vietnamese dong 13 March 2009
UnNews:Recession now affecting time itself; one hour lost Sunday 12 March 2009
Scatomancy 11 March 2009
Hypochondria 10 March 2009
UnBooks:Travels Through the Tropics 9 March 2009
Private Eye 8 March 2009
21st Century Nazis 7 March 2009
UnNews:Chuck Norris on secularism: the single greatest threat that America has ever faced 6 March 2009
Al Gore 5 March 2009
UnNews:Point-Counterpoint:Is Obama smart to bring back the era of big government? 4 March 2009
UnBooks:The Lost Introduction to Walden 3 March 2009
UnBooks:Hot Japanese Girls - Colourblind or Unable to Speak English? 2 March 2009
EDSAC 1 March 2009
Amanda Steele, Action Cop 28 February 2009
Allahakbarries 27 February 2009
Star Trek Online 26 February 2009
Metal Gear Solid 25 February 2009
Pie chart 24 February 2009
Cardboard Box 23 February 2009
Pointless Paradox 21 February 2009
Printer Ink 20 February 2009
Creationist Views on Australia 19 February 2009
Drill sergeant 18 February 2009
UnNews:Man wakes up 17 February 2009
Bomb Shelter 16 February 2009
HowTo:Fix the Economy 15 February 2009
Colin Powell 14 February 2009
Elevator 13 February 2009
George W. Bush's Weekly Presidential Address: Week of January 25th, 2009 12 February 2009
Abnormality 1 February 2009
HowTo:Be a damsel in distress 31 January 2009
Assassins from the future 30 January 2009
UnBooks:Hospital 29 January 2009
Give a shit 28 January 2009
Dune 27 January 2009
Poetry 26 January 2009
UnBooks:So Your Wife Wants To Become A Minister (And Other Solutions To Your Daily Problems) 25 January 2009
Brothel 24 January 2009
UnScripts:Song of the South 23 January 2009
BILLY MAYS 22 January 2009
Scary Movie 21 January 2009
Category:My sojourn 20 January 2009
Jesus Christ, who brought that guitar? 19 January 2009
Confession (Catholicism) 17 January 2009
Make Poverty History 16 January 2009
UnBooks:The Digital Divide 15 January 2009
Why?:Do a Pee Review 14 January 2009
UnNews:Recession forces Santa to relocate 13 January 2009
UnNews:2008: Year in Review 12 January 2009
Youth 11 January 2009
Why?:Is my molten steel bill so high? 10 January 2009
The Female Drivers' Guide to the Road (American Version) 9 January 2009
Chuck Norris (U.S. accountant) 8 January 2009
Why?:So Serious? 7 January 2009
Edvard Munch 6 January 2009
Pre-decimal British coinage 5 January 2009
UnNews:Jim Carrey to star in Liar Liar 10 Year Anniversary Edition 4 January 2009
The defense rests, your honor 3 January 2009
Snuggie 2 January 2009
My visit with Aunt Myfanwy 1 January 2009