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Un uncyclopedia reader digest. Finally!---Asteroid B612B612.jpg (aka Rataube) - Ñ 10:14, 31 May 2008 (UTC)

Thanks Rataube! Are you signed up?   Le Cejak <16:39, 31 May 2008>

Is this dead now, there hasn't been an issue since the 11th. --Mnbvcxz (Annoy) 02:57, 29 December 2008 (UTC)

I'm not really about at the moment, and definitely don't have time to do issues. I did ask Gerrycheevers to step back into the ed's chair for an ish or two, and he seemed game, but hasn't been about much since then, so I guess he's too busy too. Someone else can always step in and produce one if they want, all the tools are there, and I can provide assistance if required whenever I wander by, but the next full UU-produced issue is likely to be next year now. However, the Signpost WILL return, as will I! --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 08:17, Dec 29
But will Cajek return? Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:30, 15 April 2009 (UTC)

'The Wedding of Why do I need to provide this? and Lyrithya[edit]

See more details on Lyrithya's talk page

The Wedding of Why do I need to provide this? and Lyrithya

by Why???

Lyrithya, Lyrithya,
last night was so great,
twas a wonderful tryst,
so much more than a date.

My heart it is beating
so fast I could fly
like the squirrel 'round my neck
when it's flung to the sky.

The ring on your finger
is a sign of our love,
an eternal reminder
of our night in the mud.

As I look to the future
with all of my powers
I see us together
another four hours.

WHY???| marries Lyrithya! 20:00, April 1, 2011 (UTC)

Why Divorces Lyrithya After A Single Day of Marriage[edit]

Our wedding is over,
twas great while it latest,
now give me some booze
'cause I'm gonna get plastered.

WHY???| divorces Lyrithya! 00:16, April 2, 2011 (UTC)

Just $5.99 a month[edit]

I added something that tricks people into thinking that they have to pay for the subscription but it's scratched out using <s> tags. It's supposed to be a joke. --Qzekrom sig button.gifalkies 23:30, April 6, 2012 (UTC)

This is a coup, bitches[edit]

All of your readers are belong to us is now belong to us. A (Ruins) Hotadmin4u69 [TALK]

Someone removed the two links to my userpage. : ( Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 23:54, 1 June 2012

UnSignpost is back!![edit]

Just to let you know. Sir ScottPat Icons-flag-gb.png Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif UnS CUN VFH and Bar (talk) 00:31 22, September 2020

Why did you insert the "click here to view our archives" thing?[edit]

That destroys the point of Uncyclopedia:UnSignpost/menu. Anton (talk) 14:18, September 3, 2013 (UTC)

Does anybody associated with this wiki remember how this stuff works?[edit]

UnSignpost indeed

Since we've been having tons of Momentous Events lately and we're all standing on the side of Mount Doom and contemplating Eternity, I decided it was time for a news update, and wrote a brief UnSignpost article about it. But I haven't got a shred of a clue how to actually get it into a new edition of the Signpost. (Romartus made me an admin but it didn't help much -- I still don't know how to publish an UnSignpost article.) -- Snarglefoop (talk) 19:35, 12 May 2019 (UTC)

Er...I don't know either but perhaps ChiefjusticeDS can remember...--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:01, 12 May 2019 (UTC)

Different header image?[edit]

File:UnSignpost header.png is fine except that it has subpixel smoothing embedded in the image. I've created File:UnSignpost header.svg as a similar-looking replacement. I've also made File:UnSignpost header 2.svg, which is more like the Wikipedia Signpost header image. Any thoughts? ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 04:36 6 June 2019

Very few, I usually run with images disabled, because I am a cheap bastard. Image smoothing good. Doing it only once, good. Looking more like Wikipedia, good. Spıke Radiomicrophone.gif04:44 6-Jun-19
No objections, so done. Surprised you run with images disabled when you have one in your signature. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 01:55 18 June 2019