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Montenegro (Slogan)

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The subject of the page, you see, is "is a popular shout in the foreign language of Montedge, a language comprised mostly of gibberish in this author's head." Dreck from 2006. Spıke 🎙️01:26 21-Feb-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No pics, no real comedy hook  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 17:12, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One of Uncyclopedia's deep well of junk articles. Remove. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:55, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The most interesting thing about this is how an IP article like this survived QVFD. --Nikau (talk) 11:27, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
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Radiohead

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One section has any effort put in (which still isn't that funny). The rest is literal gibberish (of the keyboard-mashing variety) and song lyrics. ConCass2 (talk) 23:14, February 20, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. First line of this article tells you that it is funny, suggesting perhaps it isn't. It isn't.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 16:57, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Authors who think a band's work is incoherent ought to have to do more than write an article of "imitative" incoherence. It might be possible to salvage Sections 1 and 12 and ditch the examples in which "the band's music speaks for itself," but even here, all you have is a contrived invention of Radiohead (a radio thrown toward the head) and plays on people's names. Start over! Spıke 🎙️17:35 21-Feb-16
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apparently this has even been featured once! --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:32, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
    Where? When? I don't see it. We are not supposed to VFD Featured Articles. Spıke 🎙️20:53 21-Feb-16
    It says "not featured" and it's a joke logo, but is obscured by the Uncyc potato. ConCass2 (talk) 22:03, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As a fan, I think there are tiny parts here and there that are funny, but most of it is gibberish poorly masquerading as parody. --Nikau (talk) 11:25, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
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Manitoba

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The article has two sections: listcruft by editors who know how to code lists, and listcruft by those who don't. Spıke 🎙️03:20 27-Jan-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It's a mess. Cg097 (talk) 04:05, January 27, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 06:52, February 5, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. That's it, back to Winnipeg! This article should never have been created.--PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:27, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not much about anything here. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:10, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  6. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Actually there are a few salvageable parts, but most is pretty terrible. --Nikau (talk) 11:18, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
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Game:My Untune Hero and subpages

Score: 3 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Admins have discussed this offline. In 2001, Un-SunnyChow developed a series of Flash applications using {{Flash}} and set up various directories in the Game: namespace to encourage creation of others. {{Flash}} no longer works and Wikia obviously does not support using such tricks to patch offsite content into an Uncyclopedia article. Spıke 🎙️23:01 5-Feb-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:12, February 10, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. No reason to keep this stuff. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:02, February 15, 2016 (UTC)
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Game:My Picross and sub-pages

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Admins have discussed this offline. In 2001, Un-SunnyChow developed a series of Flash applications using {{Flash}} and set up various directories in the Game: namespace to encourage creation of others. {{Flash}} no longer works and Wikia obviously does not support using such tricks to patch offsite content into an Uncyclopedia article. Spıke 🎙️23:01 5-Feb-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete....as no longer functional.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:11, February 10, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Redundo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:04, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
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John Miles (musician)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Has been around since 2006 in about the same form. Its only comedy strategy is self-reference, as though it were a parody of a typical bad article. Unfortunately, that also requires that it be a bad article, which it is. Virtually nothing links to it. Spıke 🎙️23:30 10-Feb-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who? The Wikipedia article looks as thin as this (I suspect that's a vanity entry - perhaps this is to). --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:01, February 15, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Personal opinion like a blog, rather than encyclopedic information.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 16:54, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "He is so mindbogglingly unimportant that actually having an article written that even contains his name is hard to justify" - the article literally tells us that it should be deleted. ConCass2 (talk) 13:51, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
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F.A.R.T.

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is a fart joke. Since 2005. Spıke 🎙️17:45 3-Feb-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg It stinks. Even the authors gave up before closing.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 06:58, February 5, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Someone open the window. Time to make like Frozen and let this go. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 14:09, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How do articles like this survive so long? --Nikau (talk) 07:23, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Evacuate This from Unc. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:27, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
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B

Score: -1 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Who the heck is StrawberryClock? Cg097 (talk) 18:07, February 24, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. B-gone!  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 16:08, February 25, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I've rewritten the Intro to give it an actual theme. Anyone else can flesh out the rest. Spıke 🎙️15:04 2-Mar-16
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. It's got a coherent concept. --Nikau (talk) 07:22, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Someone has rewritten it into a pretty smart concept. ConCass2 (talk) 21:25, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
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  • Article has a few good comedy notions, unfortunately none of them developed nor connected, and the Intro that B is a notorious movie is forgotten once we move past the Table of Contents. It is not awful, however. It seems like a placeholder for the sake of completing the keyboard class of articles. Spıke 🎙️18:39 24-Feb-16

I.R. Baboon

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A shortish article "in the style of its subject," which would be a co-star from a cartoon TV show of at least 16 years ago. I am not familiar with the show but it is clear that this article has nothing to offer beyond fan-fiction. Spıke 🎙️03:53 25-Feb-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 16:11, February 25, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Believe it or not, an article written in the style of "mentally challenged baboon" does not have much potential. ConCass2 (talk) 10:51, February 27, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'm amazed people think these things are worth writing. --Nikau (talk) 10:43, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One for the bidet. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:29, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
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The Drummer

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If we remove the lists and unfunny jokes, there isn't enough left that can't be transported to the bigger article of drummer. ConCass2 (talk) 10:49, February 27, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Author (Anon in 2007) begins with the horrible cliche "is known for" and his very first comedy impulse is the irony of what he has just typed, as opposed to starting over. That will repel readers, if they are lucky. Beyond that, nominator is exactly right. Red-links everywhere is the sign of a work that author didn't bother to finish. Someone could perfect it, but better yet, start over, and the reader is still not going to look for an article with an inexplicable "The" at the start. Spıke 🎙️12:19 27-Feb-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A deep and rich percussive parody opportunity, played out on maracas.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:46, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Drum out. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:38, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Should be lured into a snare, be kicked and possible have a crash. Drumroll please... --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 19:15, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
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Auschwitz Theme Park

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. On the site since 2007, this article "it's self" starts with the predictable concept of giving Auschwitz a Pollyanna treatment. But it is nothing but an outline of concepts on particular amusements, in no case going beyond shock into actual clever humor; then devolves into lists. The only saving grace is the final line, added by RabbiTechno. Spıke 🎙️13:35 1-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. What kind of sick person is amused by genocide? --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 21:12, March 1, 2016 (UTC)
    I am not too amused by holocaust jokes either but plenty of people enjoy dark humour, it is not a valid reason to delete something. ConCass2 (talk) 11:59, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
    Yes, as I told PHUN on his talk page, covering the gruesome with Pollyanna is one of the ideas HTBFANJS suggests to new writers, but it needs something more than this. Spıke 🎙️14:49 2-Mar-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article is a few badly written sentences followed by a list of "amusements" (one-liner puns). But none of these concepts are developed into anything more than titles, they're just listed. ConCass2 (talk) 11:59, March 2, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It is achieveing only gross humour, not dark humour.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:37, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not sick enough to be clever. Just dumb. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:30, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
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Mint Aero

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. More old-school cruft. Pivots from first person to tired 2005-era injokes. --Nikau (talk) 10:13, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Indeed, that is all it has got. Filled my screen with quotecruft when it first came up. Spıke 🎙️12:31 7-Mar-16
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Someone delete this. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 19:23, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I choose to believe this was a contest to see who could violate HTBFANS the most. ConCass2 (talk) 21:28, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A vintage pile of pants from 2006. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:35, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
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Howard the Duck (film)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Survived once in 2009, somehow. Is basically just a plot with no connection to the true movie, has nothing funny to say and reads like a schoolboy's creative writing. --Nikau (talk) 10:22, March 7, 2016 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Now has a History section, based on WP:Howard the Duck (film), which may make even the randomness of the following Plot section seem appropriate. Spıke 🎙️23:35 7-Mar-16
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Worth retaining. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:58, March 10, 2016 (UTC)
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  • It doesn't seem that awful after a little clean-up work. Spıke 🎙️12:44 7-Mar-16
  • Reception is generic but cute. However, the movie's real-world reception was so atrocious (it is on people's lists of worst movies ever) that it deserves a really good Uncyclopedia article of how it got that way. Spıke 🎙️22:54 7-Mar-16
  • You know why else this article has loads of potential? Well, wanna know?
  • This movie was produced by George Lucas. Yep, him. The Star Wars dude, Lucasfilm...him. Seems to be a warning of what was to come... --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:23, March 10, 2016 (UTC)

God/Unused

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Apparently this is reachable from the random page button (how I found it). Looks like a mess, even if it's a sub-page. --Nikau (talk) 04:24, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article has no raison d'être, merely being 'unused material'. And it's rubbish. Delete. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 08:56, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 10:15, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Talented writer Jackali made me curious to find out why Nietzsche is a douzsche. Unfortunately, this page doesn't say at the outset where it is going, and I read a lot without finding out where it was going. Warehousing this assumes it isn't possible to write new material on the existence of God, some of which might even be funny. Spıke 🎙️13:43 6-Mar-16
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems pointless to me. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:24, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
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  • I found the first section (about God saying "I don't exist" and someone way over-analysing it) to be kind of funny, but the next one seems like an in-joke (who the Hell is Jack?). I don't reckon that bit should be deleted outright - would the first section fit into the parent article? ConCass2 (talk) 14:36, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
    I think not; the parent article is a FA and "assumed not to need new help being funny." What is on the page under ballot is the out-takes. If you see something salvageable, grab it before it goes away. Spıke 🎙️00:38 7-Mar-16
    Just put that idea, which is admittedly funny, into an idea bank and then use it on another theistic article at a future date. --Nikau (talk) 10:45, March 7, 2016 (UTC)

Vestiphobia

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Ramble. Spıke 🎙️13:54 5-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rubbish. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 08:57, March 6, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Gets the bullet for mentioning CN. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:32, March 8, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Insults the reader rather than amuses. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:20, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
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Super Socialism

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. If anyone looks up Super Socialism, he gets this article about socialism as a Wacky Religion. List of tenets, list of commandments, list of dates, as though the author is not interested in writing and wants you to know it. Spıke 🎙️00:29 9-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Cut and...well, just cut, really. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 07:21, March 9, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:30, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Yawnsome. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 08:32, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
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Uncyclopedia:Uncyclopediholism test

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A listy non-policy page in the policy space, parodying an exam that we don't have in the first place. Spıke 🎙️14:15 10-Mar-16
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Test failed. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:27, March 10, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. -- Simsilikesims(♀GUN) Talk here. 06:38, March 21, 2016 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Redundo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:41, March 25, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Interesting concept, but poorly executed. Expert 3222 21:18, March 25, 2016 (UTC)
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