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Crossbow (history, logs)

Vote

Score: 4.5 against the plants

Nominated by:

                               • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 21:50, Jul 20 2010 UTC
For: 11.5
  1. I lolled, therefore I nom.                                • Puppy's talk page • 00:40, June 5, 2009 Tuesday, 21:50, Jul 20 2010 UTC
  2. For. It reminds me of something I now can't recall but this is an eccentric yes in favour Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ® (Orate) 22:46, July 20, 2010 (UTC)
  3. For. Lo! M'su Carencro - Talk - Contributions - Blag 00:22, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  4. For I was crossbowed once. Animals laughed at me. Aleister 00:49 21 7
  5. Symbol for vote.svg Damn Manholes. They'll kill us all! Icons-flag-pi.PNG Pirate Lord__Sonic80 (Yell  •  Latest literary excretion) __ 02:36, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  6. For. I have no idea what I just read, but I enjoyed it. --UU - natter UU Manhole.gif 09:36, Jul 21
  7. What the living fuck was that??! I didn't laugh at it so much as I just stared there with my mouth open, in disbelief that someone had made this thing. I can hardly believe I'm actually voting for it. Tinymasaru.gifpillow talk 19:59, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  8. Fucking epic. Megaman126512 23:47, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  9. For. I wanted it to get on VFH and it did. I hope it makes it to the front page. Some Idiot Image002.png 09:42, July 22, 2010 (UTC)
  10. Symbol helicopter.svg lulwut? —Sir SockySexy girls.jpg Mermaid with dolphin.jpg Tired Marilyn Monroe.jpg (talk) (stalk)Magnemite.gif Icons-flag-be.png GUN SotM UotM PMotM UotY PotM WotM 15:34, 24 July 2010
  11. For. Interesting Read 59.178.163.79 13:18, August 1, 2010 (UTC)
  12. Symbol for vote.svg For. Scarily good.--HM (T)
Against: 7
  1. Against. Runs the joke into the ground very, very quickly. I did finish reading the article, but with great difficulty. All humor of the non-sequitur could be summed up in the pictures. --Littleboyonly.jpg T​K​F​​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​U​CK Oldmanonly.jpg 10:15, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  2. Smite lightning.jpg Smite. It's very interesting, and well done. I didn't laugh once though. I don't get what's really funny about it. Che SBQ3.JPG } 04:06,22July,2010
  3. Against It's really uninteresting. Only reason I laughed when reading this is because the word "manhole" which makes me think of "The Manhole." Those guys are funny. MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 21:30, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
  4. Against. I like the style and the article itself but didn't laugh. Lordarcadian 21:34, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
  5. Symbol against vote.svg Wow, that was an interesting study of an apocalyptic, back-to-basics fantasy tale and an intriguing character study, with creative, clean layout and pictures. It actually scared me more than it did make me laugh, though, and I didn't see the satire in it (pastiche, perhaps, but not satire), so unfortunately I must say that I am misaiming the point. MacManiasig.png MacManiasig-cheerios.png MacManiasig-holmes.png MacManiasig-starwars.png MacManiasig-firefly.png MacManiasig-pixar.png MacManiasig-oregon.png MacManiasig-lesmiz.png MacManiasig-doctor.png HalLogo.png Portal16px.png UncycLensFlare16px.pngDalek16px.png ChekhovSig.pngJapanSig.png Sir MacMania GUN—[21:34 23 Jul 2010]
  6. Against. While I highly respect it's aesthetic design and effort, I am still clueless as to what the joke is. It's always quite depressing when I'm on the "don't get it" side of the line. --Matfen 19:29, July 24, 2010 (UTC)
  7. Symbol against vote.svg Against. O)))Bow Wilytank 13:16, August 4, 2010 (UTC)
Comments:
  • Unless the joke is just one giant non sequitur, I don't get it.It's Mrthejazz... a case not yet solved. 04:18, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Abstain. I'm torn on this one. On the one hand, the feel and aesthetic of this article are extremely unique, with the tie-in to the article on manholes being another interesting plus. On the other hand, because this is basically just a non sequitur, this article could be about damn near anything and have more or less the same effect. Also, the whole "they are coming!" thing gets old pretty quickly, per what TKF said. —Unführer Guildy Ritter von Guildensternenstein 16:33, July 21, 2010 (UTC)
  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. It only confused me when I read it. I'm going to try dropping some acid later and then re read it. If it makes me laugh then I shall vote yes. --—John Lydon 15:42, July 23, 2010 (UTC)
Ah, a yes vote for sure! Aleister 16:02 23 7

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