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Colouring Book University

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listicide.--EpicWinner (talk) 03:33, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Seems to refer to WP:Cape Breton University. Apart from giving a page a wrong name, rather than giving it the right name and using {{Title}} to spoof the reader once he's safely inside, this is a bunch of lists. (The Wikipedia article is not in great shape either.) I've already deleted the "Famous Alumni"; "Faculty" has Bush as Peace Studies (get it? get it?), Osama bin-laden in Islamic Studies (a laugh riot), and so on. Part blog about where I go to have fun, a little cyberbullying, and throughout, multiple lists of wisecracks with no comedy concept. Spıke 🎙️03:45 24-Nov-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listcruft/randumbo Cg097 (talk) 07:08, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 13:44, November 26, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Listing, drifting, sinking. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 19:58, November 29, 2015 (UTC)
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Sega Micro CD

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Just a barrage of insults and ranting.--EpicWinner (talk) 22:52, November 24, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I'll cut out the worst bits, but there is nothing of value on the page. Spıke 🎙️03:43 25-Nov-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur with above comments.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 14:05, November 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "Insults and ranting" is an understatement. The article seems to be nothing but a sandbox for the writer to express their anger over something. - ConCass2 (talk) 18:07, November 27, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Symbol neutral vote.svg Abstain. I am planning on fixing this article, as old consoles interest me and have great potential for humor. However, it won't happen any time soon. (Grad school beckons, which is why I've been quite inactive lately) If it gets deleted, that is fine, as I have already saved the source on my PC. In this case, I will make sure to request admin permission before republishing the new version. --Alec Pradeux (talk) 19:42, December 4, 2015 (UTC)
  • Userspaced to Alec based on the above. Indeed, have someone else review it before returning it to the encyclopedia. Spıke 🎙️19:51 4-Dec-15

Subliminal Messages

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. This article, since its creation in 2006-07, has had no humor concept (apart from Toilet Humor and Randumbo) except the gimmick of putting subliminal messages in an article on subliminal messages: trite and unentertaining. Spıke 🎙️18:08 17-Nov-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not sublime enough.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 20:17, November 19, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I don't think it's that bad to be deleted. The list at the end can go. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:10, November 25, 2015 (UTC)
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  • The only problem I can see is over-egging the pudding. Cleaning out some if the worst randumbo, stripping out half of the messages, giving a little more based-on-reality humour, and this could be something. If this is voted for deletion I wouldn't mind userspacing it for my long list of projects I'm not doing. The previous edit was signed by PuppyOnTheRadio, but he is too lazy to create a signature yet. 10:07 pm 23 Nov 2015

Karnivool

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Blanked by creator, but he is no longer the only contributor. A biography of an Australian band with Stoner Humor added. Spıke 🎙️11:30 5-Dec-15
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Hmm... borderline on this one... not particularly clever and not great humour, but not an offensive smorgasbord of dead memes and cruft either.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:05, December 10, 2015 (UTC)
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Video

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Very stale humor.--EpicWinner (talk) 08:13, November 19, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Considering the broad potential of this topic and its look-upabilty, it is perhaps the comedy concept that Buggles. There is The Radio Star Murder which was featured and part of a plethora of Radio articles however, a search of Video is all video games. Music video also links here and there is every type of Videophile. In my mind and in my car, we can rewind we've not gone to far... needs rewinding a lot though. Will userspace title for later if huffed.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:49, November 20, 2015 (UTC)
  3. One paragraph in and all humour in concept is exhausted. Internet - please kill the video star. The previous edit was signed by PuppyOnTheRadio, but he is too lazy to create a signature yet. 10:16 pm 23 Nov 2015
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Painful to read. ConCass2 (talk) 11:17, December 15, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. All right. Spıke 🎙️22:35 15-Dec-15
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  • This red-linky article, from 2005, started as a story written around Video Killed the Radio Star by The Buggles, but started to tell the story of obsolescence of different video formats, which it might be a simple job to tell well (comparable to Audiophile). Spıke 🎙️16:41 19-Nov-15

Uncyclopedia:Imaginary Admin Guidelines

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Rather than site maintenance guidelines, this uses the frame of Full Metal Jacket to troop the ban stick and shout at the reader. Request honourable discharge.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:41, November 26, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Not a policy guide, and not funny. Spıke 🎙️17:15 26-Nov-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Camp Redundo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:34, December 17, 2015 (UTC)
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Batteries

Score: 4 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A stubby piece of randomness. If we need an entry here, redirect to Battery. Spıke 🎙️12:12 10-Dec-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Completely flat.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 11:59, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Agree with Spike. The main joke seems to be confusing battery with bakery, but poorly executes it and wanders off in nonsensical directions. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 02:25, December 13, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Jokes Not Included. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:23, December 18, 2015 (UTC)
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Tax (dance)

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Incoherent. Since 2005. Spıke 🎙️03:42 8-Dec-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 11:54, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I don't get this. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 02:22, December 13, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Incoherent is an understatement. The opening confesses to being unrelated to the article stub. ConCass2 (talk) 10:51, December 16, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Another survivor from the era of Ye Olde Crappe. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:22, December 18, 2015 (UTC)
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Jerry Jackson

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The comedy concept for this page seems to be to write badly and compose ugly and slap Category:Articles about a person written in the style of that person. I assume the person is a moron in real life, but cannot tell from Wikipedia which Jerry Jackson that would be. Spıke 🎙️02:04 7-Dec-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Article's sole aim is to amuse its writer by typing literal gibberish. ConCass2 (talk) 11:22, December 8, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nonsense. Cg097 (talk) 02:24, December 10, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. fat-pie.com/jerryjackson looks like the source, a crap parody of a crap parody.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 07:16, December 10, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article in the style of 'I Maed a Yukky Do-do' and all the worst for it. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:18, December 18, 2015 (UTC)
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Big Bill Hell's Cars

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. The glee of swearing and ranting at strangers. Est. 2010. Spıke 🎙️19:04 27-Nov-15
    In addition, WP:Baltimore in fiction states: 'Baltimore is featured in an Internet meme based on a vulgar commercial of fictional car dealership Big Bill Hell's cars, notably including the beginning statement, "Fuck you Baltimore!"' In other words, this article exists to promote someone else's meme, and certainly adds nothing original. Spıke 🎙️22:59 27-Nov-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. "This article is designed to offend", the article warns. Too lazy to come up with real humour, the article resorts to vulgar name calling. - ConCass2 (talk) 21:38, December 1, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. I would buy this if it was less specific (and had a better quality interior). What was funny and refreshing is the idea it's written by "the company" and slipped through the net. An extreme "sales" style might be a good strategy if the company was notable and had a notably extreme sales style.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 14:07, December 2, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One for the cruncher. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:29, December 18, 2015 (UTC)
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WTFCENTAURS

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg WTF An unencyclopedic and unclever question-and-answer session. Surely you remember Kalir from 2006? Spıke 🎙️19:58 15-Dec-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg To pasture. Spurred on by a cantering opening paragraph, the article quickly became saddled with old memes and neighvelism.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 19:32, December 17, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Manure --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:25, December 18, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ConCass2 (talk) 10:13, December 19, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A pointless article that nobody would ever search for, and not too funny to boot. --Alec Pradeux (talk) 22:53, December 22, 2015 (UTC)
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McDahmer's

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Written not to amuse the reader but to amuse the writer by grossing out the reader with Cannibal Humor. Reader must create the pun and type it in to see if there is an article telling it. Spıke 🎙️21:04 16-Nov-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Two for one on crispy dippers, nice. Yes, a bit too much of an aquired taste. I found the concept palatable comedy wise, until I looked at the article. Better left to the imagination this one.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:11, November 20, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. ConCass2 (talk) 16:31, December 1, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Macabre to say the least and not a feature as it is but don't think it should be chopped for that reason.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:15, December 18, 2015 (UTC)
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  • Feature worthy no. Redeemable maybe. Not one I'm going to do myself though. The previous edit was signed by PuppyOnTheRadio, but he is too lazy to create a signature yet. 09:57 pm 23 Nov 2015

Space/Time Conflibulation

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article about nothing that had nothing to say. One of two contributions of WilliamLuby in 2006, the other being to put an ad for it in Carbon dioxide. For the last 5 years, the Intro had been redone to credit a high school in North Carolina and nobody noticed. Spıke 🎙️13:48 25-Nov-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. One for the void.--Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:12, November 25, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Spaghettify.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 15:03, November 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Nominator says it all. Devoid of any content. ConCass2 (talk) 12:04, December 23, 2015 (UTC)
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Spam (electronic)

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A really ugly page; naturally, as the group goal was to build a page as ugly as spam is. Spıke 🎙️03:57 12-Dec-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. How this page has previously survived the VFD is beyond me. ConCass2 (talk) 10:49, December 12, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Perhaps a Christmas present for ED?  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 11:05, December 12, 2015 (UTC)
  4. This is where Scam letter was originally intended to go. Delete and create redirect to feature. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 06:41, December 19, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Concur. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:39, December 25, 2015 (UTC)
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Mothers Against Swearing Association

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Found through a link near the bottom of swearing. Almost devoid of comedy, this short article's sole purpose seems to be to ridicule a small Geocities page which isn't even on Wikipedia, and maintain an external link to it. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 01:47, December 26, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. It seems to be an article written to make the case against the authors of that website (among other things, for "being assholes"). Authors show their devotion to campaigning over humor with quotes like: "there is no evidence shown to support this on their website." A website is set up to nag, and someone proposes to use Uncyclopedia to nag them back. Spıke 🎙️01:52 26-Dec-15
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Some clumsy oaf put his article here instead of RationalWiki. I hope it was an accident. ConCass2 (talk) 10:25, December 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. An article we can do without. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:19, December 26, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. A load of f...... b.......  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 09:58, December 28, 2015 (UTC)
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Zilko

Score: 5 • voting closed
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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Here is how ugly I think someone's website is that Wikipedia has never heard of. Spıke 🎙️13:31 25-Dec-15
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random, ugly and humorless. No idea why it is here. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 01:30, December 26, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Randumbo. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:21, December 26, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Random words pasted on the screen. ConCass2 (talk) 16:10, December 26, 2015 (UTC)
  5. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Fails QA in just about every sense.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:04, December 28, 2015 (UTC)
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UnBooks:The Miseries of Uncyclopedia Life

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  1. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. As per previous VFD, another legacy article that has an expired shelf-life.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 16:54, December 17, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Uncyclopedian emerita Prettiestpretty sets down in writing her annoyances about Uncyclopedia, from the trite (Brits versus Yanks) to the personal (disputes with specific other Uncyclopedians). This belongs in userspace, not in the content or project spaces. Spıke 🎙️17:08 17-Dec-15
  3. I would move this into user space for the reasons of all the voters above and below. I like it, but it's personal, whiney (but well done), and navelism. Not a main space article though. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 06:45, December 19, 2015 (UTC)
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. I know it's navelism but as it is from the Great Dame, I would like it to stay. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:28, December 18, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Flip Okay Rom, if it has legacy value.  EStop Press here for Room Service⚓ 10:10, December 28, 2015 (UTC)
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Swearing

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  • Symbol delete vote.svg Delete. Having just cleared out all the initial quotations (EStop has also been in trying to stop their proliferation), it strikes me that there is nothing clever on this entire page, that Swearing is nothing more than an excuse to perform swearing (including "FAG") that falls in the supposed Safe Harbor that I have been trying to mine, of "articles in the style of the thing they are about." Spıke 🎙️23:19 25-Dec-15
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  1. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep. Sure, parts of it are garbage, but I enjoyed the first paragraph of the History section (the rest should be burned), as well as the attempt to analyze the linguistic structure of swearing. I think this should stick around after some cleanup (at least it's nowhere near as bad as Tourette's Syndrome as far as purposeless swearing is concerned). Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 01:37, December 26, 2015 (UTC)
    Yes, that part is creative. A rewrite of this article to describe swearing without swearing (as opposed to swearing that is at best hypocritical) would be an instant Feature. Cf. Tetragrammaton. Spıke 🎙️01:57 26-Dec-15
  2. Symbol keep vote.svg Keep (formerly Nominator). Been worked on. Spıke 🎙️13:36 29-Dec-15
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