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revolution inc.

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Delete	Delete. Find the funny, I dare you. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:02, 14 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - I didn'y find any --Kurgan 13:43, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. You win. --Ace Attacker 16:46, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:44, Feb. 14, 2008
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Purple bunnies

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Delete	Delete. Quite a random concept, and I didn't find it funny. May be more suited to ?pedia. Still, what do others think? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 11:06, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. What a mess. --Count of Monkey Crisco 12:02, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. It can go. Mr N Fork you! 17:33, Feb 14 Delete. I moved it to Illogicopedia. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 17:42, Feb. 14, 2008
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That Feeling

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Delete	Delete - not at all funny--Æ 02:23, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's also short, with a poor little list at the end, and a bad concept, poorly thought out and badly written. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 11:08, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Delete It can go. Mr N Fork you! 11:11, Feb 14 Cruft Huff - Stupid little stub --Kurgan 13:39, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
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How To:Make Pot Pie

Keep	Surprising weak keep. I think it would fit in the UnBooks:Cookbook - move it there? (I will admit to chuckling slightly over the directions bit, although it could be because I am bored as hell today). --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:08, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete I have no idea what this article is about (honest) but it's not great, and I don't think we want it. Mr N Fork you! 00:44, Feb 13 Listcruft--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:45, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill That is not what a pot pie is! --Dexter111344 02:42, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Oh dear. Marie Callender will not be happy about this... Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 03:38, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. –—Hv (talk) 13/02 22:53 No. The hell? --SirIsaac 03:26, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Cruft Huff - Listy, unfunny stub --Kurgan 13:38, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
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Ma Ying-jeou

Keep	Mild keep. Mildly funny if you consider what Taiwan's going through. The Kuomintang bias gave me a chuckle. Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 23:51, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Vaguely amusing, considering I've never heard of "China" or "Taiwan". Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:26, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. I hit Special:Random and went to this. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:31, Feb. 11, 2008 'Delete'Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:36, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 18:48, Feb 11 Delete. How apt, it really is both special and random. But not in a good way. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:11, 11 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - It is special all right (Special Olympics-type of special that is) --Kurgan 22:49, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Quite a displeasure reading. --Dexter111344 03:33, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete, very random. –—Hv (talk) 13/02 22:55
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Eli Manning

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Delete	CVP - Delete because it is short and unfunny, CVP because it has been created_6_times_already. --Kurgan 01:12, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	QVFD instead - it's less than a week old--Æ 01:15, 14 February 2008 (UTC) QVFD - I thought QVFD was for day-old articles or less, and this isn't QVFD material, but it is crap. I will put it there if you like. --Kurgan 01:18, 14 February 2008 (UTC) I listed it there already. Please read upon UN:DP before nominating articles for deletion--Æ 01:20, 14 February 2008 (UTC) QVFD or ICU Per above or ICU it if you think if there's anything possible saving, its less than a week old. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 02:21, 14 February 2008 (UTC) ICUd. Case closed. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 08:18, 14 February 2008 (UTC)

Liberal Terrorists

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Delete	Delete stubby, poorly formatted, not funny--Æ 23:42, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Too factual to be funny. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 19:30, 13 February 2008 (EST) Delete. I thought it was kinda OK, but tis true, it's just not at all punny. Mr N Fork you! 00:58, Feb 14 Cruft Huff - Not funny at all. This is funnier. --Kurgan 01:06, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Hey, did y'all hear that Heath Ledger is 'kerkilled? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:24, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
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Yodeling

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Delete	Delete short unfunny article, listy--Æ 21:42, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Not too sure what's more irritating: yodeling itself, or this article. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 22:17, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, listy, Norrised, crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:53, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 00:55, Feb 14 SSS means Short Stubby Shit --Kurgan 01:08, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill this bitch! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:26, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Comment: "Provide an initial vote (see below) and include a comment as to why you have placed the article on VFD." From that there bit at the top of the page. This isn't a dig at you as such AE, it bugs me in gereral if it happens, and I just thought I'd mention it. If the nommer can't explain why it should go, then why should it, er, go? Just a thought. I'm probably cranky. I need biscuits... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 18:01, 13 February 2008 (EST) Added reason--Æ 18:22, 13 February 2008 (EST)

Clint Maddison

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Delete	Delete not funny, gets listy at parts and not worth keeping--Æ 21:42, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Ho hum. Uninspired, unfunny, a bit lame, other variations on that theme. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:46, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 00:53, Feb 14 CruftHuff - Possible vanity (no results on Wikipedia), if not, it is still crap --Kurgan 01:16, 14 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Listy only at the end... Each section is just a few sentences. Boring. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:29, 14 February 2008 (UTC)
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Encyclopedia Dramatica (Encyclopedia)

Keep	Speedy Keep Are you kidding me? TKF wrote this! --THINKER 16:23, 13 February 2008 (EST) Speedy keep. I like this page, and ~~this is one too many on VFD, by my count.~~ - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:24, Feb 13 Nvm about that last part. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:25, Feb 13 Warp drive-caliber speedy keep —Hinoa talk.kun 21:27, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Speedy keep per all above. Plus, it's much better than the redirect it used to be, and it's fairly clever IMO. –—Hv (talk) 13/02 21:49 Keep. Er, no. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:41, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Mr N Fork you! 22:53, Feb 13' Epic Keep--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 22:57, 13 February 2008 (UTC) MASSIVE KEEP. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me)
Delete	Speedy delete It just isn't funny. It's a yawnfest. ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 21:19, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill and possibly redirect to EPIC FAIL or Kip's ED article. I personally liked it more when it redirect Goa Tse. --Dexter111344 21:22, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Burn it to the ground. --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 22:13, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kip teh Dip's is a lot funnier. Put his article in the mainspace instead! ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 21:19, 13 February 2008 (UTC) In the future, please learn to count before adding articles to VFD. Thanks. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:27, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Mine was supposed to be #20, but the links kept on failing and how was I supposed to know that The Led Balloon was also nominated an article at the same time? ForestAngel Receive Blessings! 21:41, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Ever hear of the saying "look before you leap?" —Hinoa talk.kun 21:46, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Speedily kept. --18:23, 13 February 2008 (EST)

Grimsby

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Delete	Delete. I tried to clean this up earlier, but it's a vandal magnet, and not a very funny one. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 21:09, Feb 13
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Thalidomide

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Delete	Tasteless and unfunny. delete Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Delete. Oh dear. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:26, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Remember the VFD tag kids. --Dexter111344 12:19, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Cruft Huff - Unfunny stub --Kurgan 16:53, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Abs I'm not sure that an article on this subject is ever going to be much different than this, and I just don't know. Mr N Fork you! 10:29, Feb 13

Malachi Barrie

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Delete	Delete. unfunny, randumb, vanity? --User:Fag/sig2 09:11, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Definitely not funny. Vanity? God knows - a Google doesn't turn up much beyond a couple of speedy deletions on Wikipedia. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:25, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's vanity crap which Wikipedia did not want (on several occasions). We don't want it either. Mr N Fork you! 10:26, Feb 13 CruftHuff - We want it as much as Wikipedia does --Kurgan 12:04, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill We are NOT Wikipedia's dump! --Dexter111344 12:16, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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TNT

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Delete	Delete Not dynamite. You need clay as well. Mr N Fork you! 03:01, Feb 13 Kerkill Horrible. I am not going to click on the external links. --Dexter111344 03:05, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Sad Fail I would like to see an article with this title in a competent writers hands. But delete the crap thats already there.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:07, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, feels listy, and is unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:17, 13 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff Just awful --Kurgan 12:07, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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Government Conspiracy

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Delete	Delete The fact that someone might come to Uncyc, look up this article, and think that this is all we have to say on this subject must be a Government Conspiracy . Mr N Fork you! 01:04, Feb 13 Kerkill Not funny. By the way, I'm making my own Conspiracy page, if anyone wants to help... --Dexter111344 01:56, 13 February 2008 (UTC) EPIC FAIL!--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:08, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. as per link to my article. --User:Fag/sig2 09:11, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Oh dear. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:16, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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Buzkashi

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Delete	Delete It's a real thing, but this is not funny. Mr N Fork you! 00:55, Feb 13 CruftHuff - Yeah. What he said --Kurgan 01:00, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 01:03, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Cruft of the 2005 kind. --Dexter111344 03:29, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Boring. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:10, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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The Cremated Remains of Timothy Leary™

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Delete	Delete Nothing funny for me here. Mr N Fork you! 00:34, Feb 13 Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:41, 13 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - unfunny stub --Kurgan 01:00, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Unfunny, stubby, & red-linky. --Dexter111344 03:52, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Cremate this. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:04, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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D-bay

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Delete	Delete Could be much better. Mr N Fork you! 00:19, Feb 13 Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:42, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill eBay for cheap asses. Good idea to me. Horrid execution. --Dexter111344 04:01, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Interesting idea. But one that's been turned into a crappy little stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:03, 13 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Ubersh!te --Kurgan 16:45, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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The Bilbao War

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Delete	Delete Poor stub. Mr N Fork you! 00:16, Feb 13 Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:42, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill One of the most pointless articles I ever read. --Dexter111344 04:04, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. At least it's short, so I didn't waste any more time on this tripe. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:01, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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Bob Jones University

Keep	Keep – it's humor on a level a BJU student could probably understand. Stupid, blatant offense suits the topic, and the redlinks can be fixed. / A hog staring at a wristwatch 14:57, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	CruftHuff - Short, listy, ~~red-linky~~, namedroppy schoolcruft --Kurgan 22:34, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:43, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 03:04, Feb 13 Kerkill Decided almost immediately when I saw the KKK picture. --Dexter111344 03:50, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per Kurgan. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:00, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	If the only people who can understand it are students at BJU, then it is what is called "schoolcruft", which doesn't belong on Uncyclopedia. --Kurgan 18:11, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Hod hasharon

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Delete	Delete Funny random, or just dumb? Mr N Fork you! 21:57, Feb 12 CruftHuff - Stupid little stub --Kurgan 22:43, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:44, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill and delete the second picture since it serves no purpose. --Dexter111344 03:47, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny, towncruft(?) stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:58, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. –—Hv (talk) 13/02 21:44
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Vancouver Island

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Delete	Delete. - I'm amazed that this has been up 2 years... --Uncognito 21:51, 12 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Unfunny stub --Kurgan 22:42, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:44, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 01:10, Feb 13 Kerkill Lacks humor, and humour for that matter. --Dexter111344 02:44, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Unfunny stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:53, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Oooo, I hate islands so much! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:19, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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Ferris State University

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Delete	Look what I found... A random article with no chance of redemption. --Uncognito 21:47, 12 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Random schoolcruft --Kurgan 22:45, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Delete--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:44, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 01:07, Feb 13 Kerkill Freestyle mud-wrestling sold it for me. --Dexter111344 02:56, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Schoolcruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:37, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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Speedball

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Delete	Delete Had an awesome game of this title on on the Atari ST. This article one the other hand is not so awesome, and has most of the usual candidates for deletion. Mr N Fork you! 19:50, Feb 12 CruftHuff - Stub --Kurgan 22:46, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 03:58, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Just say no, kids. And besides, Speedball 2 on the Amiga (and now XBox Live, praise be!) was far betterer! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:35, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Atari ST? Pbbt! Amiga, baby! Woo! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:21, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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Anti-net

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Delete	Delete. - Pretty poor in my opinion (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 11, 18:22 Delete Mr N Fork you! 18:55, Feb 11 Delete. Bad idea, poorly written and unfunny. What's not to delete? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:06, 11 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Please read the comment just above this one for my opinion --Kurgan 22:51, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 03:42, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Executed; voting closed. —RT. HON. HINOA, KNIGHT COMMANDER OF THE ORDER (BEG FOR MERCY)16:24, 13 February 2008 (EST)

Dikembe Mutombo

Keep	Keep Although it only just scrapes in. Mr N Fork you! 12:45, Feb 11
Delete	Delete. Christ that's poor. Short, unfunny, ~~listy~~ (OK, no longer listy thanks to MrN, but the rest still stands), dull, crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:01, 11 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Utter crap --Kurgan 01:04, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill It's short, and yet he's so tall. Delete the picture as well since it'll serve no purpose once this goes bye-bye. --Dexter111344 03:45, 13 February 2008 (UTC) NBA Cruft This is bad. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:30, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Hea, I just liked the bit about him being replaced by a tree, but UU is right, it's not the greatest... Mr N Fork you! 01:54, Feb 12

Ingism

Keep	Weak-ing Keep-ing -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:28, Feb. 11, 2008
Delete	Delete. It's listy, it's dull, it's not linked from anywhere except here right now, and it's not been updated in ages. It can go. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:01, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Deleting. Will not be missed. Mr N Fork you! 12:52, Feb 11 Kerkill-ing. Just wasn't funny. --Dexter111344 22:05, 12 February 2008 (UTC) CruftingHuffing - Justing noting funnying --Kurgan 01:03, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
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1-18-08

Keep	Keep Maybe I'm just in a good mood, but it actually made me smile. Makes use of the repeating joke rather well, without going over the top. (note Rob is the main man) Mr N Fork you! 19:42, Feb 12 Spike Dies -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 21:22, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Keep - and semi-protect the article; Because Rob had sex with Beth. --Gilgal1 (Talk to me bitch!!!) 07:44, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Reminds me of Cowboy Bebop. It's got some decent lines, some good ideas, and frankly I like the idea of only employing one smiling Chinese man and re-shooting him in different spots for the sequel. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:29, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. per above this is a good one. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:33, 13 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. That just saved me $10. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:24, 13 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. - This has got to be the most horrid and stupidest parody of Cloverfield I have ever seen. Besides, we have Passion of the Christ 3 to turn into the new Cloverfield article. --Uncognito 18:57, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Never forget that Rob had sex with Beth. --Dexter111344 21:32, 12 February 2008 (UTC) CruftHuff - Random, unfunny, and looks like a test page at first glance --Kurgan 22:47, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	9-21-07. Never forget. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:47, Feb. 12, 2008 9-21-07. Never forget. 9-21-07. Never forget. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:33, 13 February 2008 (UTC) 9-21-07. Never--wait, what am I doing? Kept, voting closed. —Hinoa talk.kun 21:11, 13 February 2008 (UTC)

Wife carrying

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Delete	Delete I have seen this sport on TV. It really is a real sport! You win your wife's weight in beer, and it's actually quite funny. This article however is not. Short, with not much more than two pants list. Mr N Fork you! 23:55, Feb 11 Delete As per MrN--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:47, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. I'm sure there is a good article to be got out of Wife Carrying. This, however, is neither it nor a good place to start from. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:17, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:54, Feb. 12, 2008
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Britain!

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Delete	Delete I think this can go, it's rather pointless and short on humour. That's the article of course, not the place which is actually where lots of very nice people come from... Mr N Fork you! 23:44, Feb 11 Ix-nay. Oh sure, go ahead and rub your country in our faces. God damn egocentric Brits. U-S-A! U-S-A! ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 23:54 11 Feb, 2008) Dear, fix up this room. Sir Huffington is going to be stopping by later.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 00:54, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Utterly un-necessary, pretty random, and totally lacking in any funny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:07, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Nuke Britian! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:48, Feb. 12, 2008
Comments	UnBooks:Johnny Foreigner's Guide to British Humour does not apply here, I assure you. Mr N Fork you! 23:57, Feb 11

Mega Drive

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Delete	Delete Hard to believe this has been here all this time, and is still so bad. Mr N Fork you! 21:05, Feb 11 Delete It's not very mega is it? Really is it? I mean it's not. Not at all mAttlobster. (hello) 22:00, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mega Drivel. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:20, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. I want my 40 seconds back. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! Delete I saw this a while back but forgot to VFD it :S Sir DJ ~ Irreverent All your base are belong to Delete! Kill Zig! --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 11:27, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Well sorry guys! I'm just trying to make up for my rather questionable nom of Happiness Robot... Mr N Fork you! 01:57, Feb 12

Crikey

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Delete	Delete Crikey! That was surprisingly poor. Really just a bad list. Mr N Fork you! 20:54, Feb 11 Delete There's no need for this at all. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:01, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Damn to Uncyclo-hell. Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 22:03, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per MrN. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:19, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Shove a stingray's stinger through it's heart. I may have just crossed a line. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:51, Feb. 12, 2008
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Tom and Jerry Maguire

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Delete	Delete When I saw the tittle, I thought this might actually be quite good. It is, in my opinion not... Mr N Fork you! 20:49, Feb 11 Delete There's a lot wrong with this. In fact it's complete scone dust. mAttlobster. (hello) 22:02, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:14, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete No Cat. No Mouse. No Redemption. --Uncognito 00:08, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:53, Feb. 12, 2008
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The Feast of the Holy Donut

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Delete	Delete Random, and not funny. Not sure the bat fuck insane tag saves it. Mr N Fork you! 19:13, Feb 11 Delete. Why am I seeing so many articles with math equations lately? -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:17, Feb. 11, 2008 Delete. Short, random and pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:12, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. The writer of the article truly is batfuck insane and should be put in a straitjacket in a room with padded walls, electrified bars, and armed guards. Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 04:28, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Meh. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 05:48, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
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Bengal

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Delete	Delete. - Err...What? (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 11, 18:26 '?'Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:32, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 18:51, Feb 11 Delete. Wow, that's, er... Well, there may be some decent content in all that, but I really can't see it, and I tried! --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:10, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
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Bellefonte

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Delete	Delete. - Poor towncruft (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 11, 18:24 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:37, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 18:53, Feb 11 Delete. Short and crappy. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:08, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
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Trollop

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Delete	Delete. - A Load of utter trollop (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 11, 18:20 \ Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:40, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 18:57, Feb 11 Delete. Trollop? Bollocks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:05, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
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Knesset

Keep
Delete	Delete. - I really don't see the humour in this, but it might be because i'm not from Israel (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 11, 18:17 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:44, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 18:59, Feb 11 Blah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:55, Feb 11 Delete. Per Bonner. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 22:04, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Gurgling

Keep
Delete	Delete. It's got a "good idea" template on it, but I'm damned if I can see why. To me, it's unfunny and a bit random, and infinitely deletable. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:01, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Second UU on all he said. Mr N Fork you! 12:50, Feb 11 Delete. Under user be damned! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:29, Feb. 11, 2008 Huff Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:47, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Su Doku

Keep
Delete	Delete. It's cruft, of the 2005 variety, it's... A really dull little stub with no funny that I can see. And where the fuck "Darth Velociraptor" fits in god only knows. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:01, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pants stub. Mr N Fork you! 12:55, Feb 11 Huff--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:55, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Start over. Maybe this could be turned into something like Goa Tse? Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 23:52, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 20:57, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

World Checkers Tournament

Keep
Delete	Delete. Booorrrrring... --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:01, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Nothing worth saving. Mr N Fork you! 12:57, Feb 11 Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:25, Feb. 11, 2008 Kerkill Nowhere near as exciting as the World Checkers Tournament really is. And that's ~~sad~~ pathetic. --Dexter111344 21:07, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

The Blob

Keep
Delete	D-1337 More slimy than the blob Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Delete. Short, no real idea where it's going, badly written and unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:21, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. It can go. Mr N Fork you! 13:08, Feb 11 Huff--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:55, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 20:53, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Gabe Newell

Keep
Delete	Delete. Well, it's kind of gamecruft (Gabe being Valve top bod and all), but mainly it's not funny and it's had very little love. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:01, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:46, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Why did I try and fix this... Mr N Fork you! 19:02, Feb 11 Blah. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 20:55, Feb 11 “Mmmmmmm.... Gabe Newell” ~ Homer Simpson on eating Gabe Newell --Uncognito 05:45, 12 February 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:05, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Jesusfish

Keep
Delete	Delete. Short, listy and crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:01, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Jesus, this article smells of fish. Mr N Fork you! 12:54, Feb 11 Delete. I prefer Jesus sharks. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:26, Feb. 11, 2008 Huff Although I still have no idea what the real jesus fish is about.--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:51, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Crap. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:57, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:03, 12 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Happiness Robot

Keep	Keep. I see some potential for this one. Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 04:53, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. It does make me happy. Of course, I am quite mad. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:59, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Keep I don't know why but that was damn funny. I loved the end. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Keep Loads of potential. And humor-free? No way. "Do not attempt to hug evil robots; they convert humans into fuel using a process which looks like hugging." -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 07:58, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Weak keep. Needs more input. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:19, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. What they said. Not the above voters, the voices in my head. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:22, Feb. 11, 2008
Delete	Delete Short humour free stub. But does it make you happy? Mr N Fork you! 04:33, Feb 11
Comments	Well I took a good kicking on this one! Bah Humbug! Mr N Fork you! 09:59, Feb 11 Kept

Gypsy

Keep
Delete	D-1337 In the future I see many list... but no funny. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Delete. A large collection of lists, and nothing redeeming. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:23, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Maybe move one or two lines into Pikey (which also needs a tidy up). I will do this myself later if I can get of my Lock Stock and two smoking barrels. Mr N Fork you! 13:06, Feb 11 Listcruft -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:24, Feb. 11, 2008 'Huff'Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 18:55, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Huffed by TKF. Mr N Fork you! 20:23, Feb 11

Holocaust affirmation

Keep	Keep --Hotadmin4u69^[TALK] 02:26, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Keep --Dexter111344 03:43, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:40, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Re-read. Thought about it more. Re-read again, and actually laughed at the bit about the witnesses not being credible as they had been detained by the German government. Mr N Fork you! 11:58, Feb 10 Keep--Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:46, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. -->:( 04:32, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Nom and Delete This one is bad and we already have Holocaust denial denial. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 23:55, 9 February 2008 (UTC) HAHAHAHAHAHAHA DEAD JEWS!! Not funny. Ix-nay. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 23:57 9 Feb, 2008) Delete It's well written, but not funny. /me Agrees with Sawblade5. Mr N Fork you! 00:17, Feb 10
Comments	Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:47, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Karratha

Keep
Delete	Delete Towncruf stub. Mr N Fork you! 22:34, Feb 9 Delete. Short and bad. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:35, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 19:55, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:47, 11 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Not as bad as the town though... Sir DJ ~ Irreverent
Comments

Gordon Freeman

Keep	Weak keep It's not all that terrible. Rewrite, it's got some good stuff in there that can be salvaged. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 17:07 9 Feb, 2008) Keep. As it can be rewritten or have Junk removed from it. Pages like this are constant IP targets so someone needs to keep an eye on these to prevent them from becoming random crap. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 20:22, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. I think this one is worth keeping. Mr N Fork you! 21:01, Feb 9 Weak keep. Go on then, give it a rewrite tag and see what happens. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:08, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Rewrite. Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 03:53, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Typical Video game randomness. No mention of Chuck Norris though mAttlobster. (hello) 14:55, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I have to disagree, MrN9000. It's most likely best to just start all over. --Dexter111344 03:15, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:46, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Euronintendo

Keep	Keep --Dexter111344 23:09, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Uncyclopedia exists for one reason, and one reason only, to take the piss out of Nintendorulez. Come on guys...get with the program. Keep. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) I liked it In joke of an In joke? Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 00:43, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep - This is probably the best spin-off stub ever. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:16, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Fine - You remember that episode of The Simpsons where Sideshow Bob was about to kill Bart, but then he just couldn't do it? -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 20:10, Feb. 9, 2008 Keep Jokey, jokey. Mr N Fork you! 22:47, Feb 9 Keep per my previous vote. Also, unlike the other one liners we've seen on VFD, this is actually somewhat funny --Æ 22:50, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Give this article a fucking break. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 04:55, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Don't kill an Uncyclopedia in-joke. Leave some place in your grude for Nintendorulez. --Uncognito 23:11, 10 February 2008 (UTC) OH NOES!!11 Refer your freinds to do the same! -->:( 04:39, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Yam Clam -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 21:38, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. - with fire.--Gage 21:52, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete --THINKER 21:56, 8 February 2008 (UTC) GOD YES! I've been protesting this piss-poor turd of a spin-off for months! Last time I nominated it the common clain was "it's an in-joke". No it isn't. IT'S A SPIN-OFF. You know, like those Winkler pages the same people voted against? Anyway, yeah, this article is crap and only meant as a Savethemooses ego boost. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 22:42, Feb. 8, 2008 Delete I don't see In joke and it is a poor spin off of the original. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 22:46, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete yeah, this one sucks. --THE 23:32, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Poppycock. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:51, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Who made this tripe? I just hope nobody deletes so my ego doesn't get wounded. -- » Sir Savethemooses Grand Commanding Officer ... holla atcha boy» 03:06, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Whoops! Changed my mind again. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:27, Feb. 10, 2008 No (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 10, 20:34 Delete. ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 11/02/2008 @ 01:47 Meh. Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 05:49, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Ineligible for three reasons. I expect an admin to not do this. Regular users would get banned. --Dexter111344 22:01, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Nothing is ever ineligible for VFD. Except VFD. And the Main Page. And VFH. And VFP. And VFS. And User:Zombiebaron. Well, most of the User: namespace really. Unless the page is yours. But those should really go on QVFD or admin's talkpages. Oh, also QVFD is ineligible. But yeah. Other than that, everything is fair game, bucko. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 22:30, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Of course, you'll get generally hated upon if you do nominate something stupid, like anything in Category:VFH. —Hinoa talk.kun 22:48, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Kip, may I ask how this is an ego boost to STM? --Dexter111344 03:29, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Not that he's voted against, I look like a jerk. But at one point I figured 1) It would be kept, thus priding himself in the fact that he can get away with anything, 2) It whores one of his articles. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 20:10, Feb. 9, 2008 It is one of the cleverest stubs on the site IMO it works better than a full historical article ever could. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:45, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Fight club

Keep	Keep. Listy, but I don't mind. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 17:27, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Think there's enough humour in this for a keep. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) On second thought, VERY STRONG KEEP!!! --Dexter111344 23:20, 8 February 2008 (UTC) hmmm Ditch the lists and it might be good. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 00:46, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. I thought we were not supposed to be talking about Fight club? Mr N Fork you! 19:30, Feb 9 Keep the lists and the article. -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 19:47, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. These lists have actual content. Needs a little format help though. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:42, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. I am sorry but my reason for keeping stays in the club. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 09:43, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Where is my mind? -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:57, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Right next to your heart. You should get a medal for spotting this turd. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:03, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill or somebody fix it up. --Dexter111344 03:37, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Listy, kinda random, dull, and just generally rubbish. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:13, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:55, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Just stop talking about... you know... It! Mr N Fork you! 04:48, Feb 11 Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:38, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Endless loop

Keep	Keep, in-joke. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:23, Feb 8 Keep. I love self-reference, and hate zombiebaron-reference. QED. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:29, 08 Feb 2008 Keep Just evening it out. --Dexter111344 03:30, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep Cute Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Keep. It is what it says it is. Also, it is what it says it is. Deja vu, however is superior, but I can't help but feel that I've said that before. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 19:17, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep --THE 23:38, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Hurrah for self reference. Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 01:38, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep Keep 'Keep ... Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:20, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. Brigadier Sir Mordillo GUN UotY WotM FP UotM AotM MI³ AnotM VFH +S 16:46, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep Yea I laugh about it. BTW this vote appears to be stuck in an endless loop. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 23:58, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. If we deleted this would we not have to send it to CVP? That would not be good. Can we get this off the VFD page now. Please? Mr N Fork you! 12:04, Feb 10 Keep. It's really, really clever. --Uncognito 17:58, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Keep -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 22:48, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Needs more rhythm. Which is punisable by law. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:12, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Not an endless loop: goes to the top of the page. And that's it. Quite endful, actually. -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 02:32, 8 February 2008 (UTC) LOLOLOLOLOL Unoriginal. -- Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 02:55, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete I don't like this one. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:27, Feb. 8, 2008 Delete. Made me frown. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:30, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete per Squiggle -- like the joke though. --THINKER 16:45, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - in-joke or not, this article blatantly violates Rule 1--Æ 22:18, 8 February 2008 (UTC) HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Not funny. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 00:04 9 Feb, 2008) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:00, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - One of my least favourite shorties. It just isn't funny. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:12, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. - Epic effort, now fuck off (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 10, 20:25
Comments	If deleted, it probably needs to be sent to Uncyclopedia:Protected titles since any sensible recreation (as a redirect, disambig, etc.) would fail to qualify as an endless loop. --Pentium5dot1 21:05, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:35, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

I got rhythm

Keep	Keep, in-joke. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 02:23, Feb 8 Keep. Point though: lots of people confuse self-reference with in-joke. It's not really an in-joke, other than the fact that it's excessively short and still exists, which seems to make articles automatically be labelled as in-jokes these days. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 02:29, 08 Feb 2008 Keep Oh, good heavens - stuff like this isn't harming anyone like Ethel Merman's Disco Album did when it killed off The Saint in 1988. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 03:02, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep --Dexter111344 03:31, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Zombiebaron, This is just getting silly. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 06:19, Feb. 8, 2008 Keep. I like it. -SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:01, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Who could ask for anything more? —Hinoa talk.kun 22:50, 8 February 2008 (UTC) What the hell? --THE 23:29, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep - Deleting this would be far too ironic (in a bad way). We need at least one article that takes the piss out of people who don't like short articles. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:10, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep I have not been here long enough to care about this one, but can we take this nom off the page now? Mr N Fork you! 11:41, Feb 10 Keep -- TKFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK 19:20, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Walrus -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 02:09, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Eggman -- §. \| WotM \| PLS \| T \| C \| A 02:29, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete -- We have MORE than enough self reference guys. Hell, I've written entire sentences linking each word to a different one. Can't we just keep one or two of the better ones (Sure I'll compromise) -- Village Idiot♠KUN Free Speech 02:55, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Damn, you're right. And while we're at it let's cut back to three satires, we have lots of those. And a couple of first-person style, an encyclopaedic style one, some hyperbole and understatement ones, a few puns, one or two ironic ones, some surreality and a little bit of wit. Parody is right out. Or maybe self-reference is a just humour style that fits well in a parody encyclopaedia, and you can't judge a large group of articles by the style of humour they share. • Spang • ☃ • talk • 03:45, 08 Feb 2008 Delete Self-reference is fine. However, this isn't funny. And yes, I understand the joke; it just isn't a funny one. --THINKER 16:44, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Take it to Illogicopedia. I like this article. Just not here. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 22:16 8 Feb, 2008) Delete - in-joke or not, this article blatantly violates Rule 1--Æ 22:18, 8 February 2008 (UTC) How? These rules seem to be rather subjective, objectivly speaking of course. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:29, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Exactly. A HTBFANJS-thumper on Talk:AAAAAAAA! used that very argument against AAAAAAAAA! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 18:22, Feb. 10, 2008 Piffle. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:03, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. - I don't believe "In-Joke" is a valid keep reason. Face it, it's bollocks (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 10, 20:19 This is an absolute piece of shit ~ Jacques Pirat, Esq. Converse : Benefactions : U.w.p. 11/02/2008 @ 01:48
Comments	Sorry, Spang is right about self reference not being in-jokes. But I stand by my keep votes. - P.M., WotM, & GUN, Sir Led Balloon (Tick Tock) (Contribs) 04:01, Feb 8 Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:33, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

CANQU

Keep	Keep I think it has potential, obvious parody of a boring wikipedia article. Seen much worse on VFD. Sir DJ ~ Irreverent Weak keep. I don't think it's bad. I like some of the reactions at the end, for instance, and there are some ideas in there. It needs reworking to be easier to read and suchlike, but I don't think it's that bad. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:31, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Keep - There's enough funny in there. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:25, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep For goodness sake - this is another example of something that needs some work but is neither offensive or innane. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 14:26, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. What Prettiestpretty said...but manlier, hopefully. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:04, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. I get it now. Mr N Fork you! 22:40, Feb 9
Delete	CruftHuff - Nothing on Google OR Wikipedia, Bad idea, poor execution --Slavemaster2 23:54, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. So much work, so much crap. Can't believe I read the whole thing. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 00:01 8 Feb, 2008) Kerkill Quit reading about 1/4th of the way through. I refuse to read more. Just because someone put effort into it doesn't mean it should be kept. This is a humour-wiki. We should kept it if it is funny. This isn't funny. --Dexter111344 04:09, 8 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:06, 9 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Sits on the Fence It's had some effort put in. Mr N Fork you! 00:06, Feb 8 /me gets broom, shooshes MrN9K off of fence. Damn kids. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:04, 9 February 2008 (UTC) /me Caves in... OK, so I'm not a clever as I look. Mr N Fork you! 22:40, Feb 9 Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:32, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Anderson Number

Keep	Keep. It's not that funny, but it's not that terrible. I still maintain that only terrible articles deserve the ax. Rewrite. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 00:57 6 Feb, 2008) Weak Keep For someone who sucks at math, I sure like math humor. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 08:06, Feb. 6, 2008 Keep - I concur. Women dig maths. --DyslexicRetard 01:09, 7 February 2008 (UTC) Keep. No that bad, certainly good enough to keep. Unsolicited conversation Extravagant beauty PEEING 23:03, 7 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete A Poopy fail nomed by THE. You may not be surprised to discover that I also think it's pants. Mr N Fork you! 00:46, Feb 6 Kerkill --Dexter111344 01:15, 6 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:09, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - Maths humour is often rather funny. This isn't. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 11:23, 9 February 2008 (UTC) Delete - Pretty much as above (Bonner) (Talk) Feb 10, 20:17
Comments	Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:31, 11 February 2008 (UTC)

Magic Shoes

Keep
Delete	Delete--Æ 19:52, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:16, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 20:21, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete To random, and nothing funny to back it up. Mr N Fork you! 20:47, Feb 10 Ix-nay. God, I'm sick of random humor. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 23:22 10 Feb, 2008) Delete. –—Hv (talk) 10/02 23:28 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:41, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Bureau of Utter Bullshit

Keep
Delete	Delete --Æ 19:52, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete The best thing about this is its title, little else. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:18, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Good idea, poor execution. --Dexter111344 20:31, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete It's a good concept though, as has been said above. Mr N Fork you! 20:45, Feb 10 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:42, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Twilight Town

Keep
Delete	Delete --Æ 19:52, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Sorry DiZ. And thank you, AE. Because of you, I get to make additional/unnecessary edits by having to add the {{VFD}} to the articles you listed so the votes aren't invalidated!!! --Dexter111344 20:36, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete I think this can go. Note to everybody (including myself)... REMEMBER THE VFD TAG! Mr N Fork you! 20:41, Feb 10 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:42, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Comedian

Keep	Mild Keep I sorta like the first part. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:52, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete --Æ 19:52, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Unfunny - horribly so. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 20:19, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Was the author some kinda comedian? No. We really want something better for a page of this tittle. Mr N Fork you! 20:36, Feb 10 Kerkill Utter crap. --Dexter111344 20:39, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay. Bush humor = fail. We all know he's an idiot, get over it. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF (@ 23:24 10 Feb, 2008) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:43, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments

Desert sea lions

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Delete	Delete. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:48, Feb. 10, 2008 Delete. I see a desert of humour. Kip is not lyin. Mr N Fork you! 20:01, Feb 10 Delete. Stub. --Count of Monkey Crisco 22:47, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 23:40, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:43, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
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Colin Jackson

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Delete	Delete --Æ 14:38, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete I see nothing worth keeping. Mr N Fork you! 18:38, Feb 10 Kerkill Never heard of this Jackson. --Dexter111344 20:16, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:44, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Dexter, he is/was a British 110 meter hurdler! Was a good one two! Mr N Fork you! 20:35, Feb 10 Oh. Okay. --Dexter111344 20:41, 10 February 2008 (UTC)

Guild Operative

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Delete	Delete. It's 3/4 list. That's never a good sign. --Count of Monkey Crisco 09:00, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short, listy, bad. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:46, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 12:22, Feb 10 Kerkill though The Guild will want vengeance. --Dexter111344 19:59, 10 February 2008 (UTC) A Venture Bros joke...done poorly. Delete. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:13, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:45, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
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Sir Allaine de la Cruz

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Delete	Orange Juice -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 04:23, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. If it's not vanity it just plain sucks. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:44, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Whatever it is, it can go. Mr N Fork you! 12:18, Feb 10 Kerkill --Dexter111344 19:50, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 03:46, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
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Corvair

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Delete	Delete Not supercharged. Mr N Fork you! 22:11, Feb 9 Nigga please. Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 03:14, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Really outstandingly poor stub. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:31, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill This article is BS. --Dexter111344 19:57, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete, unsafe at any stub. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:11, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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Legolas

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Delete	Delete We can do better than this. Mr N Fork you! 22:02, Feb 9 Delete. Tolkien is rolling over in his grave... Par sat, or, A Whole Bunch of Mischief 01:26, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Rubbish. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:29, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 19:56, 10 February 2008 (UTC) WTF No Lego's Ths one is horible and the previous version befroe the rewrite, as seen here is not as bad but is still crap. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 03:41, 11 February 2008 (UTC)
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Green wing

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Delete	Delete There is a British show of this name, but this is just random nonsense in my eyes. Mr N Fork you! 21:55, Feb 9 Useless--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:03, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 10:28, 10 February 2008 (UTC) Kerkill --Dexter111344 19:59, 10 February 2008 (UTC)
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