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Today's Featured Article - Citizens Band

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Citizens Band or CB is a radio service in the United States, and anywhere else people like to pretend they are Americans. Citizens Band is like a wiki or IRC where everyone is an IP.

Citizens Band arose in the 1940s as a rebellion against commercial radio, on which information was getting too reliable. It enjoyed popularity in the 1970s and early 1980s, based entirely on the lack of decent alternatives, and briefly exploded into a worldwide fad based on a pretty awful movie. It retains its popularity in the Southern United States, alongside moonshine and adultery, and can still be enjoyed today, although drunken monologues emanating from Tennessee mountaintops over linear amplifiers drown out local and relevant conversations. (more...)

Previously Featured Article - George I

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George I (8 May 1660 – 11 June 1727) was the king of Great Britain and Ireland from 1714 to 1727. (more...)

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  • 432 BCE - Artemus of Capadocia introduces kitten huffing to the world when he huffs a small cat.
  • 73 CE - Pliny the Elder records the first instance of fortune telling through analysis of scat.
  • 881 - Holy Roman Emperor Charles III is given the nickname Charles the Fat as all the good nicknames were already taken. And that is that.
  • 1611 - A new sport is introduced when Swedish people use a cannon to launch a rat.
  • 1656 - Rembrandt buys a can of glossy brown paint only to find it is matte.
  • 1885 - Industrialist Andrew Carnegie thinks his secretary tells him that he is a milliner. So he makes a hat.
  • 1935 - FDR signs Emergency Relief Appropriation Act, then dances a jig and falls flat.
  • 1998 - Another explosion occurs in the usually serene inlet of Michael Bay, sounding like this: 'splat'.
  • 2006 - Conservapedia is founded and its editors immediately make such valid claims as 'the Earth is flat'.
  • 2011 - Louisiana Governor Bobby Jindal proves himself to be a prat.

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