Anthony Fauci

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During the coronavirus, Dr. Fauci (artist's rendition) inspired Americans to dress the part.

“In general, masks are better left for front-line health-care workers

“Every American should wear a mask. Masks save lives! even if you are already minding our guidance to never come within six feet of a grubby human. Masks will block the spittle that would not have reached your prey anyway.”

“Two masks obviously will stop more virus than one. Why not eight?”

~ Anthony Fauci on air flow

Dr. Anthony Stephen "Tony" Fauci, M.D. (born December 24, 1940), known to millions of Americans as Viral Tony, Dr. Gloom and Doom, or Fire that Bastard, was the U.S. President during the fourth year of the term of Donald Trump. He is the public-health official who singlehandedly ushered in an era of alcoholism and substance abuse, over-eating, wife-beating, and schoolboy suicides, not to mention death-matches playing Fortnite, to achieve public health by "bending the curve" of coronavirus infections.

His word alone (and his gravitas on television interviews) got the world closed down. Ayn Rand could fantasize about "Atlas shrugging" but only Fauci could achieve it. Not since Genghis Khan, Napoleon Bonaparte, and Adolf Hitler has one individual had so much power. Even President Trump had to take time off from golfing and tweeting to listen to his words.

Fauci has been an employee of the U.S. Government for 36 years, a full 16 years after most such workers retire on full pension and transition to a town planning board to pester a few neighbors, or perhaps to a state capitol to try to double-dip. Fauci's 2019 annual salary of $417,608 makes him the highest-paid person in U.S. Government (or any government, outside of coaches of Division I football teams at state universities), and a full $17,608 better remunerated than the President himself — who never cared, being a billionaire and donating his federal paycheck to public health or something.

Fauci is a strict Constitutionalist, understanding that the American federal government is powerless to address a chest cold by compelling every citizen to curtail his or her life until the risk reaches zero. He understands that it can only do so by issuing "guidance" to the states — whose governors were secretly itching all along to have an excuse to become despots.

Thus Dr. Faucet — er, Dr. Fauci — has become the de facto Ruler of the World. And note, I didn't mention either George Soros or Bill Gates. Well, not yet.

Deep State[edit]

Dr. Fauci visiting Wuhan.

Fauci's official title is "Director of the National Institute of Allergy and Infectious Diseases", a post he has occupied since the days of President Ronald Reagan. This office is to warn Americans of health emergencies, like AIDS, SARS, and now — officially — "coronavirus". Once he became the Director, Fauci changed the rules, and he now holds the office for life. Where else can you see an old man running such a powerful office? It shouldn't be allowed — but it was. This means, THEY arranged this.

In fact, we don't actually know where Anthony Fauci really comes from. He says he was born in 1940 in New York, but we know this type of information can be faked. So it most probably is. Dr. Fauci suddenly appears and has no problem in getting a top job. So we have established that this "Director" is really the Dictator of the National Institute to Make Americans Sick and Angry. Not "sick" of being sick, but "sick" as in fed up. Fauci wants our people to be ill; otherwise he would have no job to do. Like Big Pharma, the health system in America is designed to line the pockets of those white-coated people for their own benefit. And when they can't find an illness to attack America, they ask their friends in China to manufacture one.

Made in China: Sick in Florida[edit]

Wear a mask!

The original plan was for Dr. Fauci to come back with vials of virus, together with a shipload of masks to sell to the easily-persuaded. Except the plan went wrong. A bat flew into the Wuhan laboratory, swallowed a vial, and then was killed for a local wet market. There, it entered the food chain and then flew around the world... well not the bat, as it was dead and had been slurped up in a soup cauldron.

So what was the original plan? Quite clearly, the virus was to be released to hit the electoral chances of the Republican Party for 2020. Dr. Fauci was in on this plot, working on it since 1984 and just waiting for the right opportunity to unleash the new flu recipe. With China releasing it early, Fauci had to cover his tracks and declare the coronavirus was going to kill everyone.

This is when the illness struck Florida hard in July 2020. This was the original coronavirus release date and it was going to be launched in that month to specifically target Donald Trump. But it failed. It got plenty of other Floridians instead. The outbreaks in California and New York were simply diversions. Their victim lists were added by a mass write-in by people faking death certificates.

Where Next?[edit]

Dr. Devious

It has taken a while for Americans to realize Dr. Fauci had their worst instincts in mind. He wanted to be the all-powerful Medic, a Doctor Who for the USA. Jumping in and out of masks, and wrestling with giant monsters (steady!...this is a medical journal).

Luckily, finally, the White House understood that it had to isolate Dr. Fauci like he was an infectious disease. Since there was some problem about dismissing Fauci (Congress would have some say in it, no way as currently politically constituted) or making him take early retirement in Florida, the best policy was to check on his background, his family, his friends, and anyone in the Democratic Party for possible weak links. But it seems Dr. Fauci had long fireproofed himself. There was only one way: ignore him.

For the religious among us who choose to believe lies, the self-proclaimed experts at Wikipedia have an article about Anthony Fauci.

The American government adopted the latter strategy and tried to stop Fauci from talking to the press. Again, this wasn't possible as it was related to his unsackable status. So the idea was to say that other doctors disagreed with Fauci's warnings and that he didn't really care anyway, as he was part-human. This was the truth. Respected Texan doctor Stella Immanuel (qualified Alien Gene Therapist) said so. Trump said this was possible; he had been a great fan of the Emmanuelle sex films in the 1970s. He said it was interesting that Immanuel was doing doctoring now and wanted her to spread the message to the otherwise-unengaged Dr. Ben Carson for his medical/political opinions. Perhaps Immanuel and Carson could work on the illness of demonic sperm, which sounds like a cool movie to watch.

Fauci Must Go![edit]

Dr. Fauci's bobblehead clone army!

China has already rewarded Fauci with a limited number of bobbleheads, coated in gold for their own market. Dr. Fauci and the coronavirus are celebrated as victors against the USA. Photos of the bobbleheads have been seen by billions, but perhaps this is just a cover...or a cover-up.

The great anti-masker movement now has a big target: Dr. Fauci. And we didn't need George Soros or Bill Gates to prove our case. Let loose the vials of hydroxychloroquine now! Fauci needs to be retired and investigated. Send for Dr. Scott Atlas. But then the Atlas Man resigned and Trump fled by helicopter. Fauci had survived!

Fauci Must Stay![edit]

With his great enemy gone, Fauci returned to the center of power. He was given the chance to dance on the political grave of Trump by new President Joe Biden; Fauci had been reprieved.

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