Uncyclopedia:Past Winners 18

Noob of the Moment

Official nomination for winter 2015

EStop (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

1. Nom and For. EStop has only been here for a little over a month but has already written a bunch of great UnNews articles. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 22:51, February 25, 2015 (UTC)
2. For. Don't Estop when you've had enough (M.Jackson) --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 23:11, February 25, 2015 (UTC)

   Cf. Estoppel. Spıke Ѧ 23:28 25-Feb-15

3. For. High quality contributions. Ye Blacke Adder (talk) 08:28, February 26, 2015 (UTC)
4. For. Most definitely! Anton (talk) 11:20, February 26, 2015 (UTC)

   On the heels of his having earned a Foolitzer Prize that it is a long time since anyone has earned at all, giving NotM to EStop is like following the medal presentation to the star pitcher with one of those dippy ribbons everyone on the team gets just for showing up. I don't object, nor have a better candidate (as our only current noobs are a trio who all show deficiencies in the areas of humor, the English language, and maturity, each of them wanting to bypass the stage of Contributor and go directly to Enforcer). But, for Chrissakes! Spıke Ѧ 23:28 25-Feb-15

   I get what you're saying but I feel like NotM is still a nice recognition whether or not the Foolitzer Prize is more prestigious. EStop's voting on VFD and award pages demonstrates a desire to participate in the uncyclopedia community, an attribute that isn't recognized by the Foolitzer Prize. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 07:19, February 26, 2015 (UTC)

5. All right, For. Spıke Ѧ 00:13 2-Apr-15

Official nomination for something something something 2015

Lord Castabarus (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

• For. In a matter of mere months, has progressed from angrily warning people away from his talk page, to recruiting another Uncyclopedian and promising to watch over him. Gives one new hope in coaching n00bs. Spıke Ѧ 20:25 3-Apr-15
• For. Nice progress! Anton (talk) 11:26, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
• For. A most pleasant chap. Sir ScottPat (converse) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:40, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
• For. Good shot, young lord. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:27, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
• For. Well done! --EStop (talk) 20:57, May 20, 2015 (UTC)

Writer of the Month

Official nominations for January

Nikau (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 2

1. For. Dag Hammarskjöld, Jizzlam, Cherry, Thailand, Samsung, Richard M. Nixon... I've lost track of what Nikau has written just during the past half-a-season! Anton (talk) 17:12, January 1, 2015 (UTC)
2. For. Well deserved. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 21:57, January 1, 2015 (UTC)

Official nominations for Winter 2015

Everyotherusernamewastaken (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

1. For. Every deserves this award for many of his articles: as he is the writer who (gloriously!) accompanied Uncyclopedia since Happy Monkey and up until The Article Whisperer, and as we hope will stick with us in future! Anton (talk) 14:40, February 17, 2015 (UTC)
2. For. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 18:42, February 17, 2015 (UTC)
3. For. Yes! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:10, February 22, 2015 (UTC)
4. For. What's so great about guys like Every is that they stay humble even though they're better than you. |(get dtf) 14:33, April 3, 2015 (UTC)
5. For. I've known Everyotherusernamewastaken ever since I can remember knowing him and he is a great chap and a great writer. Sir ScottPat (converse) VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 14:45, April 3, 2015 (UTC)

Official nominations for end of Spring 2015

Chunkles (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +5

1. For. Continues pumping out fine articles despite not being in the middle of a writing competition for which a photograph of a trophy is at stake. Also: is dabbling in CSS and has brought his kid brother on board, either or both of which might translate into more quality for the website. Spıke Ѧ 15:22 25-May-15
2. For. I would like to thank SPIKE for the nomination, which on its own I am very honored to receive. Of course, I will be voting for myself. ;) Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 15:30, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
3. For. Most certainly! I really enjoy his articles. Anton (talk) 16:41, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
4. For. Choice of subjects and sense of humor is right up my street! --EStop (talk) 17:48, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
5. For. One for The Chunk! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:00, May 25, 2015 (UTC)

Official nominations for Summer 2015

EStop (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

1. For. The guy who has joined us in January, but already has five great features and over twenty or thirty funny UnNews! Anton (talk) 11:22, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
2. For. ScottPat (talk) 11:41, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
3. For. Very much so. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:00, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
4. For. Great contributor. --TotalCuddles02 (talk) 02:10, August 17, 2015 (UTC)
5. "He doesn't have this yet???" Spıke 🎙️02:16 17-Aug-15

Uncyclopedian of the Month

Official Nominations for June 2018

Llwy-ar-lawr (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +4

• Nom and For. Llwy-ar-lawr started here in 2013, works on articles, reverts vandalism, revised computer script, is active in forums. Llwy-ar-lawr returned from a break and had been making lots of edits every day this month. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 15:59, June 14, 2018 (UTC)
• For. A now very productive, all-around editor who posted, "I used to be a naive teenager who made bad decisions, but I grew up."  King of the Internet Alden Loveshade??? (royal court)  17:24, June 14, 2018 (UTC)
• For. PseudoVector and raising morale here after the May happenings. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 18:04, June 14, 2018 (UTC)
• For. Ditto, proving actions speak louder than words and porcupines speak louder than coconuts. -- (talk) 22:20, June 14, 2018 (UTC)

Nigel Scribbler (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: +5

• Nom and For. Nigel started here about a year ago, and has done over 2,800 edits! Nigel works on templates, Uncyclopedia anniversaries, images, articles, forums, communicating with other users, and more. DAP Dame Pleb Com. Miley Spears (talk) 02:14, July 2, 2018 (UTC)
• For. Nigel seems to be doing a lot of the type of work other people aren't taking care of. And Nigel hasn't blocked me once.  Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  22:26, July 2, 2018 (UTC)

  He hasn't blocked anyone. I don't know why anyone would block you, though. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 01:27 3 July 2018

  • I'm supposing everyone on Uncyclopedia is Alden under an alias. -- (talk) 18:46, July 4, 2018 (UTC)
    • You got that right. Only it's everybody on the Internet.  Father ALDEN LOVESHADE??? (confessions)  19:41, July 4, 2018 (UTC)
• For. Giving all Nigels a good name - except one. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:28, July 2, 2018 (UTC)
• For. Nigel is a large chunk of recent changes and worked on my CSS article. He's cool. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 01:27 3 July 2018
• For.. Eh, why not? But then again, why? But then... -- (talk) 18:46, July 4, 2018 (UTC)

Official nominations for Winter 2015

Ye Blacke Adder (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 5

1. For. It's odd to think Blacke Adder's outstanding contributions to many areas of Uncyclopedia haven't won him any of our monthly awards! Let's repair this situation immediately! Anton (talk) 14:21, February 17, 2015 (UTC)
2. For. Came onboard in the middle of last year and has stuck around. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 17:11, February 22, 2015 (UTC)
3. For. -- Sir Xam Ralco the Mediocre 19:58, February 22, 2015 (UTC)
4. For. Spıke Ѧ 20:03 22-Feb-15
5. For. --EStop (talk) 08:19, February 25, 2015 (UTC)

Official nominations for Spring 2015

ScottPat (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 6

• For. His suggestion that Uncyclopedians write UnNews articles about the 2015 British general election (originally directed to an Admin from America — naturally!) worked as well as a contest in which contestants pick from a long list an article they didn't really want to write, in terms of prodding, and then showcasing on a new Second Front Page, a lot of new material from Uncyclopedians simply writing what they wanted to write anyway. It will surely also contribute to awful performances in university final exams this spring and the need to re-take courses, which will be an economic boost. Spıke Ѧ 01:22 5-Apr-15
• For. Absolutely. Anton (talk) 11:25, April 6, 2015 (UTC)
• For. Totally! --EStop (talk) 15:53, April 16, 2015 (UTC)
• For. That makes four. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 16:55, April 16, 2015 (UTC)
• For. For + 1 = 5. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 20:02, May 25, 2015 (UTC)
• For. Now We Are Six. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 22:12, May 25, 2015 (UTC)

EStop (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 2

• For. One of the nicest chaps I've met on the internet. EStop put dedication into producing some great articles for UnNews:2015 British general election. I hope he continues to contribute here. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 09:10, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
• For. I really enjoy the level of detail EStop puts into constructing his articles. They are a good representation of what Uncyclopedia should be like. Chunkles ☎ talk ✏️ contribs 19:59, May 25, 2015 (UTC)

Official nominations for Summer 2015

EStop (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 1

1. For. EStop hasn't won this award when he was first nominated, despite the fact that he richly merits it! Anton (talk) 11:20, August 14, 2015 (UTC)

Chunkles (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 4

1. For. A great writer, but also a great Uncyclopedian! Anton (talk) 11:55, August 14, 2015 (UTC)
2. For. For writing articles but here for creating the first new template on the site for sometime! --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 12:44, August 15, 2015 (UTC)
3. For. writing amazing articles and being an Uncyclopedian. --AStranger195 (talk • contribs • guestbook) 04:44, August 29, 2015 (UTC)
4. For. Concur with all of the above. A great writer, funny and an asset to the site. --EStop (talk) 06:28, August 29, 2015 (UTC)

Official nominations for autumn 2015

Expert3222 (Talk • Contribs (del) • Editcount • Block (rem-lst-all) • Logs • Groups • Checkuser)

Score: 3

1. For. Expert3222 arrived in September to keep us all in check! He is a supurb, dedicated patroller as well as getting into into the coding side, working with admin Spike for overall site improvement. Expert3222 is another recent arrival who has been a very welcome asset to the community!  EStop ⚓ 11:44, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
2. For.Glad we have our own expert keeping this place in check. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 13:31, December 11, 2015 (UTC)
3. For. Hear hear! He usually beats me to the firehose after a vandal attack. Spıke 🎙️13:57 11-Dec-15