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 Delete. Fictitious mathematical relationship between beer and happiness, orphaned in mainspace. A companion fictional chemistry article was viffed in 2010. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 06:43, 5 July 2021 (UTC)- Delete. Stubby article is proof that not every postulate fleshed out at the tavern deserves an entry in Uncyclopedia. Spıke 🎙️14:01 5-Jul-21
- Delete per above. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 00:09 6 July 2021
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- Delete. This is incomprehensible. It gives no topical background (wikipedia:Sofia the First: a 2012–2018 Disney cartoon about a princess) before making creative exaggerations about a "zombie, mutant alien royal family". Good comedy requires more effort than this. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 04:44, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
- Delete. One of two movie articles by Dan.enca, this one a blog, not a comedy. A year later, he learned how to do actual markup and wrote My Little Pony: Friendship Is Magic, which is in better shape. Spıke 🎙️14:08 7-Jul-21
- ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 01:39 12 July 2021
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- A deletion tag has been present since 2017, though never proposed for deletion. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 04:44, 7 July 2021 (UTC)
- This was already voted on in 2017. It had enough votes to be deleted, but the section was removed with no action taken and didn't make it into the archives. Looks like a mistake. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 01:39 12 July 2021
- Yes, Joseph Bloggs dithered between VFD and QVFD, but EStop administered VFD by winding up the entry but not actually deleting the article. I'll do so now. Spıke 🎙️03:17 12-Jul-21
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- Delete. It uses the placeholder image and begins with "Write the text of your article here!". Something tells me not a lot of effort was put into it. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 20:53, 8 July 2021 (UTC)
- Delete. Single edit by Zhenkang123 in 2019. When your Intro is capitalism-versus-communism and corruption, the reader prepares himself for an onslaught of advocacy. The author had better be clear that it will be funny instead. He fails. Spıke 🎙️21:02 8-Jul-21
- Permanently unfinished. A lot of newer editors disappeared during the events of 2019. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 00:36 13 July 2021
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- Barely any content and not structured as a playable game. The nine subpages are not accessible from the base page. This game and its subpages are linked from Wrong link, but it's unlikely anyone will find it that way. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 01:04 12 July 2021
- Delete. Concur. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 01:08, 12 July 2021 (UTC)
- Delete. A surfeit of piped links will prank the reader, which was author S1312's calling card. Spıke 🎙️01:12 12-Jul-21
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- Dead baby joke that falls flat. I cleaned up the prose and formatting, but it's not any funnier. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 03:15 14 July 2021
- KILL KILL KILL OMG this is really wretched (in my humble opinion). Lessee, what's wrong with it...
It's not funny.
It's gross.
It's probably offensive (to multiple groups).
If someone stumbles on this as their first ever experience of Uncyclopedia, they will be unlikely to look at anything else here (because they'll be too busy leaving) and they may go straight from here to Reddit where they'll start up a new subreddit devoted to talking about how horrible Uncyclopedia is.
But I could be wrong. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:18, 14 July 2021 (UTC)
- You're not wrong. Written not to amuse the reader, but to amuse the author by shocking the reader. Won't be missed. Spıke 🎙️03:36 14-Jul-21
 Yuk. Cringe-worthy. Just no. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 04:06, 14 July 2021 (UTC)
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- Has an idea (sport consisting of throwing iPods) but is somewhat random and has nothing to do with actual podcasts. We already have Podcast, which is better. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr • talk • contribs • 04:43 6 July 2021
Delete. One good gimmick — "casting" meaning throwing — confounded by celebration of Celtic areas and of other articles by author Jimmy Jazz. Descends into listcruft to define a Wacky new made-up sport. Perhaps HowTo:Podcast. Spıke 🎙️09:32 6-Jul-21
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 Flip to Keep. I rewrote the History section and claim it is now adequate though the description of the sport is still Randumbo. Spıke 🎙️13:36 16-Jul-21
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- Can't decide. It's wacky and could do with some images. Meh. --
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- It's got an appealing idea. The execution kind of stinks, but maybe after everybody has run out of other things to do (like eating, sleeping, yawning, and doing crossword puzzles) somebody will feel moved to improve it. Maybe it could have other kinds of pods added to it (catalpa tree pods, portable pods with pod people living in them, alien space pods...) It may not be enirely irredeemable. Snarglefoop (talk) 03:14, 14 July 2021 (UTC)
- I suggested on his talk page that Romartus go for a Save of this article. Spıke 🎙️03:34 14-Jul-21
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- Delete. The page hasn't been edited since 2012, which was also the year the Kazaa website was no longer active. Has this page outlived its relevance? Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 10:42, 17 July 2021 (UTC)
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- Keep. My complaints in Comments below have been addressed, and I did a copy-edit too. It may have lost relevance (so has the article on Justice Potter Stewart) but it's not delete-worthy. Spıke 🎙️10:21 3-Aug-21
- Keep. It was once a thing - just like MySpace. Keep for historical reasons. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 09:35, 3 September 2021 (UTC)
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- It might still have historical relevance. Unfortunately, it has no pix, first-level heads that hurt my eyes, and no comedy strategy except for truthful criticism. Spıke 🎙️11:16 17-Jul-21
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 Question. Is the article meant to speak as though it's still in its heyday? I don't object to the ballot's conclusion of "Kept", but do we acknowledge its datedness, or switch to past tense? For example, Kazaa#Current state reads The current site its still running, and still offers the program download. However the creators left a note […]; should these outdated statements be reworked like: The site became infected with its own plague of viruses, and shut down with the note […]? Our page for Potter Stewart acknowledges his retirement. Dark Web, White Hat (talk) 07:36, 4 September 2021 (UTC)
- Then you don't reopen the ballot. The question has been up for over 1000 hours and you got outvoted. That doesn't preclude you from asking questions, discussing the issues with the Keep voters, getting italic and bringing the article up-to-date yourself (that is valid even for an FA; a simply untrue assertion that Kazaa "its still running" detracts from the humor), or resubmitting it to VFD in a month's time. Spıke 🎙️11:20 4-Sep-21
- Just needs tense adjusting. Same as when we have someone die and require to change the tenses then. --RomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 15:54, 4 September 2021 (UTC)
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