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UnBooks:Your New Computer

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Delete	Delete HTBFANJS --sabrown100 19:03, 7 June 2008 (UTC) Ix-nay and redirect to HowTo:Make a Vlog. ~Minitrue Sir SysRq! Talk! Sex ! =/ GUN • WotM • RotM • AotM • VFH • SK • PEE ING • HP • BFF @ 21:18 Jun 7 Huff plz? Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:02, 8 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Needs to go. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:10, 8 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 14:53, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
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Great Underwear Crisis of 1912

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Delete	Delete Um... Well... Er... Pants. Sorry... Mr N Fork you! 01:18, Jun 7 Delete. Great idea my ass! --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:32, 7 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Too random for such a somber subject. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 15:04, 7 June 2008 (UTC) Delete This is one of those articles I just know I'm gonna hate from the title. Reading it changed nothing. -OptyC Sucks! CUN20:53, 7 Jun Nuke - I thought the other article I voted for deletion was bad, until I saw this one. Jema56 21:09, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
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Valladolid

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Delete	Delete Short, shit cruft. At least it's in the right Category. Mr N Fork you! 01:18, Jun 7 Delete. Meh... --Count of Monkey Crisco 05:35, 7 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Old stubby crap. To quote the comment on the talk page left by an IP on Oct. 12, 2005, "Where are the jokes???....:-S". --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:04, 8 June 2008 (UTC) <insert huff here> I've taken craps funnier than this. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:06, 8 June 2008 (UTC) Byebye --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:28, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
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poontang

Keep	Keep I removed the lists and bad quotes. Added some links and a pic now I think it's a great stub. Took 3-4 mins... Mr N Fork you! 21:14, Jun 7 Keep Much better. I still liked the Dr. Dre quote on the older version, but I won't add it back, as I see how many people may think it isn't funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:56, 8 June 2008 (UTC) Keep Could use some expansion, but a funny idea is there. --Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:08, 8 June 2008 (UTC) Week keep per UN:N --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:12, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. Tired and overlisted. --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:09, 6 June 2008 (UTC) Songs About Fucking. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:10, 6 June 2008 (UTC) Incinerate. Seriously, two paragraphs and a large list? That is all what that page is. Jema56 21:04, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:42, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

PitchShifter

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Delete	Yikes. Let's see, this article oh so cleverly tries to replace a word of, or portions of random band names with "gay", mentions something about being a ripoff of my beloved Godflesh, and most importantly of all, isn't funny! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:19, 6 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Toilet humour. Mr N Fork you! 23:07, Jun 6 Lame --Count of Monkey Crisco 23:12, 6 June 2008 (UTC) HTBFANJS --sabrown100 19:09, 7 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill No way to save it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:58, 8 June 2008 (UTC) Poop Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:10, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
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Two Humps

Keep	Keep - Not that funny, but I can't possibly vote to delete an article that has so many great jocular references to semi-obscure British progressive rock bands. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:42, 5 June 2008 (UTC) Keep OK, I actually bothered to read (most of it) and I just don't understand the comments below. Except Kips, obviously. Mr N Fork you! 22:57, Jun 6 Weak Keep But it does need some images removed and the overall tone of the article fixed. --¿Qua? es mi página de discusión, es lo que mi contribuiría 23:01, 6 June 2008 (UTC) Keep, a Prog Rock work of comedic genius in 14/8 time. -- Sir Mhaille (talk to me) Keep. I once filled in as their bassist for a gig. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:03, 7 June 2008 (UTC) Keep Didn't feel that bad to me, better than 80% of articles out there --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 09:16, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. A quick Google turns up nothing - so this seems to be vanity bandcruft. It's also quite a boring read. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:35, Jun 4 Kerkill Boring, way too many pictures, unfunny, and is vanity bandcruft. Damn near every reason thinkable to delete. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 16:13, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:51, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Check it out! You love my lady lumps. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:45, Jun. 4, 2008
Comments	I wish to impose a rule that everyone must listen to this before voting here. Camel! Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:48, 5 June 2008 (UTC) Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 15:40, 8 June 2008 (UTC)

Patrick Winegar

Keep	Keep it. This just needs a few more jokes, that's all. It's a potentially good article in my opinion.-Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: Va # My contributions\|My talkpage\|My templates 09:59, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill Old crap that won't getting better. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:55, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:24, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Tricky. At first glance I thought... might as well keep it. Then I noticed that all I could find out about this guy was on a facebook page. Hmm. Mr N Fork you! 01:03, Jun 4 Delete Lieutenant THEDUDEMAN Dude ... Totally UOTM KUN GotA F@H 05:14, 8 June 2008 (UTC)
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Shetland islands

Keep	Keep I think this is a bit harsh. I have striped out some of the worse stuff and I think it's just passable. The last bit is actually about a Viking ritual. There are also some other references in there which might not make sense to everyone. Mr N Fork you! 22:00, Jun 3 Keep. Actually, this is OK, I think - particularly post-tidy up. Like the bit about the wind farm, and a few other lines, and I don't see anything worthy of deletion here. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:55, Jun 4 Weak keep. But it better improve. V G D >=3 21:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Keep Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:36, 5 June 2008 (UTC) Keep--— Sir Sycamore (talk) 11:41, 7 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Kerkill I agree. This is shit. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:55, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:48, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. No jokes, no humour, and a list. Shoot it dead. ---Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: Va # My contributions\|My talkpage\|My templates 18:19, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 14:57, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

Diabllo

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Delete	Delete. Seems like vanity to me. And it's a bit of a vandal magnet at present. And it's not funny. And let's get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 12:34, Jun 6 Delete and redirect to Devil so it won't be recreated. ----OEJ 15:33, 6 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill and redirect as OEJ suggested. Then, let a good editor write a good version about the game. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 15:36, 6 June 2008 (UTC) Delete and redirect to Devil as suggested by OEJ. Mr N Fork you! 17:56, Jun 6 Oh, god no Foxy..... -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:29, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Dam games. Trouble is... If we delete this, will it not get re-created as a rubbish stub, which we will delete. Then be created as a rubbish stub, which we will delete... and again Until someone decides it's not worth the bother, and stops it being created again. I'm not sure about this. I do want to delete this article (cos it's pants), I just think we need something about what is probably one of the most popular games around. Basically, I'm saying... SOMEONE write us a good version please! Mr N Fork you! 14:41, Jun 6 Mr N Fork you! 17:56, Jun 6

Japanokovinich

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Delete	Kerkill Fictional countrycruft with two great big MS Paint pictures. It was a very boring and highly unfunny read. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:34, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:11, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Weird. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:45, 5 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Yawn. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:47, Jun 5 Delete. Does not make the grade. Mr N Fork you! 09:11, Jun 6 Delete. Not good, and the illustrations are very bad indeed. How hard is it to steal something interesting from FlashEarth or Google Maps and put funny names on it? Jeez. Laziness. ----OEJ 15:36, 6 June 2008 (UTC)
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PEI

Keep	Keep Per Modusoperandi's void-starey-thing. --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 05:50, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Keep Strange but I like it. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:08, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete Sorry Carlb. It's time we deleted this and redirected it to Prince Edward Island No wait! See nom below. Loads links here. Mr N Fork you! 00:49, Jun 4 Kerkill Just isn't funny enough to warrant keeping. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:01, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. If you removed the list (which is okay, if a bit listy for a list), there would be only void. You would then stare into it. Eventually, rumour has it, it would stare back. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:42, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Though I admit I laughed, having been there. Potatoes, Japanese tourists coming to see Anne of Green Gables, and the bridge are pretty much it. Except they left off bed and breakfasts, and brick-red beaches. Sir Roger 06:22, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's a list, and nothing else. Maybe in 2005, but not now. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:41, Jun 4 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:58, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - ...nah. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:38, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Loads links here. Also, loads links here. Mr N Fork you! 20:24, Jun 4

Category:Lovers of mama's world famous corn muffins

Keep	Keep You're fucking kidding me? This is a sacred category. And it is used enough to warrant having it. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:30, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Keep.--Count of Monkey Crisco 09:56, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Keep Best. Category. Ever. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 12:57, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Keep, as per above. =3 V G D >=3 21:29, 4 June 2008 (UTC) AGH. I REALLY like the title! Seriously! I'm adding it to my userpage and everything! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 23:57, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete (Pooped by Cajek) Who left the brilliantly cutting remark, and I quote... "what". Hard to argue with such reasoning. Cajek you dam whipper snapper! Mr N Fork you! 20:21, Jun 2 Delete. Le Cejak • <22:20, 02 Jun 2008> The hell? The title actually amuses me, but it does seem pretty useless. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:25, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Burninate. A useless category, despite it's partially amusing title.-Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: Va # My contributions\|My talkpage\|My templates 10:00, 3 June 2008 (UTC) GO DIE SOMWHERE! NOW!!! Regret Tenenbaum 05:42, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Actually, I was kinda kidding you Dexter! Thought you might have something to say about this one! Hea, go whine to Cajek. I'm just doing my job here... Seriously though, I'm struggling to understand your view on categories... This looked like a random pointless one to both me and Cajek. Let the voters decide I guess... Mr N Fork you! 21:52, Jun 2 It's being used on 11 different pages(including my page...), and that, to me, warrants keeping it. I think this and this are far more pointless. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:15, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Each to their own I guess my friend Dexter. I wound not nominate those pages if I were you. I'm willing to bet everything Cajek owns that they would be kept. Mr N Fork you! 00:22, Jun 3 Kept -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:28, 6 June 2008 (UTC)

Milhouse Van Houten

Keep	Slow Down! Did people check the edit history? It was stripped the hell back here. I have reverted back. Shall we vote again guys? Mr N Fork you! 20:15, Jun 4 Al right then... Mr N Fork you! 07:44, Jun 5
Delete	Kerkill Horrible meme. We aren't Encyclopedia Dramatica. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:34, 4 June 2008 (UTC) ED Cruft --Count of Monkey Crisco 17:15, 4 June 2008 (UTC) NOBODY LIKES MILHOUSE!!!!!!! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:09, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - I see no good revisions. Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:49, 5 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Let's get rid of it... Mr N Fork you! 07:44, Jun 5 Delete. How can someone with glasses so thick have an article so stupid? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:53, Jun 5
Comments	No, I didn't look. My mistake... I usually do but I really thought this was what the article was. Still, that other version sucks too. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:42, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Yea, well... I just thought everyone who has already voted should have another look. Mr N Fork you! 20:44, Jun 4 I knew about this old version already, and I never liked it. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:45, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Still, Codeine should've reverted to that but didn't. Not my fault. Not completely anyway. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:49, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Shit happens dudes... It's no biggie. Roman Dog Bird:You probably should have reverted back to what you knew was a better version. It's not a great article, but we should always try to give em their best chance we can. Don't worry, I'm probably changing my vote to delete in a min anyway! Passes new pairs of pants around to all the loyal VFD voters Mr N Fork you! 20:54, Jun 4

Siddharta

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Delete	Delete. Crappy little bandcruft thing. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:29, Jun 4 Kerkill Bullshit! The guitarist isn't friends with Dr. Dre! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:42, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Little bandcruft thing which is crappy. Mr N Fork you! 20:25, Jun 4 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:55, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Redirect to Buddha. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:47, Jun. 4, 2008
Comments	Deleted and redirected to Buddha. ~ 10:16, 5 June 2008 (UTC)

Compact Pussycat

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Delete	Kerkill Wacky Races reference but lacks the funniness of the show, which I still watch on Boomerang. This hasn't really changed since it was created, and it doesn't look like anyone is going to rewrite now or any time soon. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:34, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete I'm not going to fight for it. Mr N Fork you! 20:21, Jun 4 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:47, 4 June 2008 (UTC) GO DIE SOMEWHERE! ENOUGH WITH THE FUCKING CATS!!!! Regret Tenenbaum 05:39, 5 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Eh? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:44, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
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Saginaw

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Delete	Delete. Dull towncruft with nothing particularly funny happening. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:39, Jun 4 Kerkill per Under user. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 14:39, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Per Dexter. Mr N Fork you! 20:23, Jun 4 Delete per the three dudes above me. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:50, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Towncruft - Why are all these towns so bloody boring? My town is hilarious! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:57, Jun. 4, 2008
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Prince Edward Island

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Delete	Delete Just a poor quality article which is not worth saving. There are some versions in the history with less rubbish than this, but I think it should all go. Now where can we find a Canadian who knows a good redirect? Mr N Fork you! 00:49, Jun 4 Kerkill per MrN9000. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:00, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Redlinks, ugly, random. Also, Zb is barely Canadian. He's from Toronto. Although I could be wrong, my point stands. Toronto. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 04:44, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Send in the clowns --Pleb SYNDROME _{CUN medicate (butt poop!!!!)} 06:05, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Ew - not nice to look at, no fun to read, and nothing going for it. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:42, Jun 4 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:00, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
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Earwig

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Delete	Delete Short, old, not worth saving. Mr N Fork you! 00:24, Jun 4 Kerkill per MrN9000. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:39, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Stubby, dull 2005cruft. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:43, Jun 4 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:02, 4 June 2008 (UTC) lolollololololearwig!! - No. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:50, Jun. 4, 2008
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Sludgefield

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Delete	Delete A slimy little article. Not Sedgefield, that's actually quite a nice place. What you don't know where Sedgefield is? Mr N Fork you! 00:24, Jun 4 Kerkill Silly outdated, asbestos-filled piece of shit, Tony Blair isn't the Prime Minister any more! --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:30, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. The outdatedness could be taken care of, but it's such dull, poxy towncruft it's just not worth it. Get rid. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:44, Jun 4 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:05, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Towncruft -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:55, Jun. 4, 2008
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Wet socks

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Delete	Delete Wet ~~fish~~ socks + pants = poorly dressed article. Mr N Fork you! 00:24, Jun 4 Kerkill Two year-old sockcruft. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 03:24, 4 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Listy, redlinky, dull as fuck and itching to be put out of its misery. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 08:45, Jun 4 NOT GOOD! -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 21:08, 4 June 2008 (UTC) It's outta here! The Uncyclopedia Wet Socks lose the world series. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:51, Jun. 4, 2008
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ODBC

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Delete	Kerkill Computercruft that hasn't been edited since August 2007. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:55, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:28, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Old, dull, bollocks, crap. The article too. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:43, Jun 3 Delete. I like the first line, but the rest is not worth fixing. Mr N Fork you! 21:47, Jun 3 Asplode as per above. V G D >=3 21:24, 4 June 2008 (UTC) DOES NOT COMPUTE -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:52, Jun. 4, 2008
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Carbonation

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Delete	Kerkill Old crap that doesn't seem it'll ever get better. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:55, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:26, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and unfunny. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:41, Jun 3 Delete. Yes? Oh, you mean the article. Yea, that. Mr N Fork you! 21:46, Jun 3 Delete Could have some potential, but it won't ever happen. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 23:54, Jun. 4, 2008
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Mount Athos

Keep	Keep. just to piss off MrN. (can anybody say JOKE VOTE??) Le Cejak • <23:32, 02 Jun 2008> Vote stricken; blatant attempt at trying to get a vote stricken, and possibly an attempt at getting banned. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:56, 3 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	(Pooped by Cajek) There Dexter. It's not a category, you can relax. The first line is good, the rest is not. Mr N Fork you! 23:15, Jun 2 Kerkill Love that MS Paint work (not). --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:18, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:23, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short and crap. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:40, Jun 3 Delete - Eh? Sir Cs1987 UOTM. t. c 06:33, 5 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	I've never seen this article in my life = didn't poop it Le Cejak • <23:16, 02 Jun 2008> If Cajek makes another nom in the Poopsmiths Lounge I'm going to poop in his pants Also, trousers. Mr N Fork you! 23:22, Jun 2 That was the other Cajek. My name is spelled with a "C" and two vowels Le Cejak • <23:24, 02 Jun 2008> Dam imposters. Did you hear about that other MrN9000? Total bastard voting on VFH... I tell you that guy is one short of 9001. Mr N Fork you! 23:28, Jun 2

HowTo:Make Roast Alien

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Delete	De-lete Terrible/lame/random/unfunny/undercooked/doesn't go with red wine --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:38, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Bad aftertaste. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:07, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Bad idea, done badly. Two wrongs don't make a right. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:24, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Would have been better if someone poached it, but it's too late now. Mr N Fork you! 21:49, Jun 3 Kerkill I got alien poison from eating this. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 02:31, 4 June 2008 (UTC)
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Category:Michigan

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Delete	Delete (Pooped by Cajek) Only one page in it. Mr N Fork you! 20:21, Jun 2 Delete. Le Cejak • <22:20, 02 Jun 2008> Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:20, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Surprised you, no? Well, if it was more than just one, I'd say keep. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:01, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:37, Jun 3
Comments	I'm surprised you don't say KerKeep! actually. :-) Mr N Fork you! 00:04, Jun 3

Category:Tribute Bands

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Delete	Delete (Pooped by Cajek) Only two pages, and pointless. Mr N Fork you! 20:21, Jun 2 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:18, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Le Cejak • <22:20, 02 Jun 2008> Kerkill I've never liked this one. Seriously. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:01, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:37, Jun 3
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Disciplining your child

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Delete	Kerkill Just not good in its current state. Very few edits. Would work much better as a HowTo, anyway. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:55, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:49, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. It's basically just a list, and not a good one at that. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:44, Jun 3 Baleet. Not funny. No really, not funny at all. ---Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: Va # My contributions\|My talkpage\|My templates 12:54, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Baleet. Fail on all fronts. --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 14:40, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. That kid has bad parents. How do we report Bl34ch's parents to child services? Is the NSA reading this? If so, can you help us out? Bl34ch's parents are...terrorists! Sic 'em! Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 21:28, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Why is everyone voting for this one in particular. Come on, you will make the others feel left out! Mr N Fork you! 21:43, Jun 3
Comments	I actually feel sorry for this article! Mr N Fork you! 00:25, Jun 4

Coventry

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Delete	Delete (Pooped) This article is not talking to me. It's town/city crutf. Is Coventry a city? No one would tell me. Mr N Fork you! 20:21, Jun 2 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 22:08, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Isn't funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 01:21, 3 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Towncruft. Yawn. Also, Coventry is a city, as you can tell by the football team being called Coventry City. Whoop de doo. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:36, Jun 3
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Scandinavia

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Delete	Delete Let's get this bollocks out of the way in-case someone is thinking of actually writing an article. Mr N Fork you! 20:00, Jun 2 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:03, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Cause this is crap. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:20, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Pillage and burn! This article looks weak it will put up little resistance--Sgt. Fluffy 23:42, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short 'n' shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:34, Jun 3
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GoodFellas

Keep	Keep. While I agree that this article is a piece of shit in its current state, it appears to me that the author simply wanted to make an article, and had no intention of giving it any real content. So, what do you know? They made an shitty article out of a good concept. Therefore, I suggest we keep this article, and give the job of rewriting it to an experienced writer. * F l u m p a 21:49, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	BadArticles go to vfd. this one is short and seems like pure nonsense.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:42, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Cos it's random rubbish. Mr N Fork you! 22:25, Jun 1 Kerkill If Skull wants it, let him have it. Cause this isn't worth keeping. Fuck Marlon Brando. And what do Tom Cruise and Stephen Colbert have to do with anything? --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:33, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Mahlan Bwando. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:13, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Random rubbish. It would be nice to see a decent article about this film, but a blank canvas is better than this. What the FUCK is so fucking funny about this article? --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 11:08, Jun 2 Delete. Not funny at all, and at this state, it probably never will. ---Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: Va # My contributions\|My talkpage\|My templates 12:33, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	What the hell are you talking about Flumpa? This looks like total bollocks to me. What concept? Mr N Fork you! 22:25, Jun 1 I disagree Flumpa. The article has been untouched since the authors last edit and it's history suggests no other users have bothered with it. If someone really wanted to make an article about this movie they would need to do so from scratch anyway (none of the current content has any value)--Sgt. Fluffy 22:36, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Don al-Duck

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Delete	Delete An old stub which is not particularly good, and I don't think it's really going anywhere. Mr N Fork you! 17:51, May 31 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:03, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Delete Just can't see him as an islamic terrorist... a kamikaze pilot perhaps but not a muslim.--Sgt. Fluffy 20:18, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Kerkill per Sgt. Fluffy. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:18, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. short, pointless, unfunny, the usual reasons. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 11:06, Jun 2
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Grammatron Clerics

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Delete	Delete An old stub which is not particularly good, and I don't think it's really going anywhere. Mr N Fork you! 17:51, May 31 Delete Couldn't figure out if this was a cartoon, action figure set, or ninja conclave. Not clear and going nowhere.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:58, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:03, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Kerkill per MrN9000. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:09, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Per t'above. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 11:05, Jun 2
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Category:WTFight

Keep	Keep I see no reason to delete a category unless it isn't being used at all or is vanity. This is being used and doesn't appear to be vanity. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 19:50, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. pointless. Le Cejak • <14:19, 30 May 2008> Delete. Category covering one page. --sabrown100 16:11, 30 May 2008 (UTC) WTF -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:40, 30 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless. Whoring in VFD has got to be a dangerous business... Mr N Fork you! 20:22, May 30 Delete Maybe I'll make a category for pointless categories... -OptyC Sucks! CUN14:03, 2 Jun
Comments	Great idea Chris. No wait. Add all the pointless categories here. ;-) Mr N Fork you! 23:10, Jun 2 Okay, now see here. This is a category that, as far as I can tell, was nommed while "covering one page", but now covers four pages. Seems that its being used. Also, there isn't a {{VFD}} tag on it. And there never was one (I'll overlook any of the normal banning that would follow such actions - read the guidelines Cajek, you get one chance). So. Its kept. -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 23:52, 3 June 2008 (UTC)

Mom

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Delete	Delete A few sentences and a link to your mom I don't see anyway to get it past a stub without your mom jokes.--Sgt. Fluffy 22:36, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. How is this any different from your mom? * F l u m p a [01:05] Jun 2, 2008 01:05, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:13, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - So horribe it makes me want to call my mom. Oh crap! I just remembered about Mother's Day. I forgot to call her! She's going to chew my ear off. Fuck me! -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:23, Jun. 2, 2008 Kerkill Redirect to Your Mom, definitely. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 04:50, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Speedy Fast Quick Death Per above. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:26, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 08:05, Jun 2
Comments	Redirect to Your mom • n y p 06:26, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Done. ~ 08:35, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Category:Crimes

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Delete	Delete an empty category, seems redundant since we already have crime.--Sgt. Fluffy 18:45, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:52, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Shit shitty shit-shit shit-shit. * F l u m p a 21:52, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill This is a valid category to delete(for once). --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:19, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 22:26, Jun 1 Delete, redundant, see Category:Crime • n y p 06:23, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
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Bagel mafia

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Delete	Delete going nowhere. the author removed the construction template which makes me think this has been abandoned.--Sgt. Fluffy 18:26, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Only two contributors, and most likely will be abandoned, due to lack of ICU tag. Put it out of it's misery.---Sir Hat-a-lot the great, who is feeling: Va # My contributions\|My talkpage\|My templates 19:46, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. The use of the term "pwn" as a "clever" replacement "of" Capones last "name" makes "me" angry"." --22:00, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill I want a bagel... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:25, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Per Sgt. Fluffy. Mr N Fork you! 22:29, Jun 1 Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 01:11, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
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George Carlin

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Delete	i luvs list -- Brigadier General Sir Zombiebaron 17:50, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete could have sworn I saw that on QVFD last night.--Sgt. Fluffy 18:17, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Yeah, why not? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:19, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill It'd probably be better if someone started with a fresh slate. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:22, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Per it being bad. Mr N Fork you! 22:31, Jun 1
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Goldsmiths

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Delete	Delete Started by an IP user who made a handful of edits then left short and without links. Could be considered vanity if the place exists, no real chance for expansion if it does not. (has anyone actually heard of this place?)--Sgt. Fluffy 02:56, 1 June 2008 (UTC) SO FUCKING GOLDSMITHS -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 03:07, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Had I seen it on recent changes I would have QVFD'd it as vanity, I tell you what. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:41, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete — Sir Manticore 08:32, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Weak Delete--Count of Monkey Crisco 19:46, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Mr N Fork you! 22:11, Jun 1
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Emo Tic-Tac-Toe

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Delete	Delete as funny as emo cutting jokes are this seems to be a stub that is going nowhere.--Sgt. Fluffy 23:47, 31 May 2008 (UTC) A what now? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 00:01, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Just no. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 00:19, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete I'm not going to argue. It's hardly cutting edge humour. Mr N Fork you! 02:23, Jun 1 Delete. Komedy!--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:30, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - Move to the Undictionary. ("Wait, we still have that?" "Yeah") -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 19:54, Jun. 1, 2008
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Monkey nipple acid

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Delete	Delete Pants, old stub. Mr N Fork you! 18:27, May 31 Delete. It had one thing going for it. It was short. -- 15Mickey20 (talk to Mickey) 19:23, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Delete Random is not always (seldom) funny.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:49, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:04, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Short, random ,and unfunny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:55, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Delete -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:26, Jun. 2, 2008
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Nickel-cadmium battery

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Delete	Delete Does not have the electrical spark required to keep something this short. Mr N Fork you! 06:00, May 31 Zap it poorly written --Sgt. Fluffy 06:42, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Yawn. It hasn't been edited since August 31, 2006, so I highly doubt it'll ever be rewritten and made funny. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:13, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not well done. Instead, done badly. Also, puns are the lowest form of humour. In this case, "Ah...'battery'.", rather than "Ha-ha! 'Battery'!" Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 18:11, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 20:02, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Delete - But don't be dissin' puns, Modus! I ♥ puns. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:33, Jun. 2, 2008 Defense. I can honestly state that in the entire time I've been here, I have never used a single pun on an original page that I've written. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 02:40, 2 June 2008 (UTC) No wai! --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:06, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
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Blog:Santa Claus

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Delete	Delete Unlike some stubs, this one does need expanding. It's not been for a long time, so time to get rid I think. Mr N Fork you! 05:56, May 31 Kerkill Good idea that won't ever be expanded upon. Too bad. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 13:07, 31 May 2008 (UTC) THATS NOT THE REAL SANTA! Santa isn't some angst filled teen, he's too cool for livejournal.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:38, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 19:57, 31 May 2008 (UTC) Delete - You know you're getting old when so many articles you remember reading are on VFD. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:28, Jun. 2, 2008 Huff • n y p 06:21, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
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Sparta

Keep	Keep This page has been edited a lot, recently especially. I did a revert back to some edits by some of our well know editors. Although it's not awesome, it's obviously a popular page, and has a good number of pages linking to it. Might as well keep it. Mr N Fork you! 20:20, May 30 Keep It'll only be recreated by far stupider people. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 23:18, 30 May 2008 (UTC) Keep This is an article that Uncyclopedia should have; this is not the version Uncyclopedia should have. Keep it and rewrite it. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:04, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Weak Keep - Needs a rewrite. Currently, it isn't exactly an Uncyclopedia version of Meet the Spartans, to say the least. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:30, Jun. 2, 2008 Strong Keep becasue if this version gets huffed a far worse version of this page would be created by an IP and would be huffed again or if we try to work on it after being deleted it will be deleted again. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:34, 2 June 2008 (UTC) Yeps Someone will just do a bigger pile of shit in its place --Sir DJ ~ Irreverent 08:03, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Mind numbingly retarded, not worth saving. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:39, 30 May 2008 (UTC) Delete We are not encyclopedia dramatica. We are not 4chan. This does not belong here.--Sgt. Fluffy 19:30, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Vote for Overhaul, If Sparta is to be retained, it will require a major overhaul. --Marianian 12:38, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Kept. ~ 08:27, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

Category:Game subpage

Keep	Keep I see no reason to delete a category unless it isn't being used at all or is vanity. This is being used and doesn't appear to be vanity. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:18, 30 May 2008 (UTC) Strong keep From an organizational stand point it seems that all our games should have their pages kept together. It has a good number of pages which will need to be re-categorized if this category is deleted.--Sgt. Fluffy 21:28, 30 May 2008 (UTC) Strong keep - Personally I don't think categories should ever be deleted unless they are breaking a specific rule, like Dexter said, either being used for porn//shock/vanity etc. This is clearly not. Games and their related pages are very complex and usually have lots of related/inter-linked pages etc. and categories are always very useful to organise this. I don't see any reason to delete this. - [21:32 30 May] Sir FSt. Don Pleb Yettie (talk) QotF BFF NotM RotM UNPotM UGotM CUN PEE SR UnProvise Keep. Useful--Count of Monkey Crisco 11:32, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Strong Keep per above as this appears to be a usefull category. --—The preceding unsigned comment was added by Sawblade5 (talk • contribs) 05:29, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Delete. also pointless. Le Cejak • <14:19, 30 May 2008> Delete. Category covering one page. --sabrown100 16:11, 30 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:41, 30 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Not a gory cat, but this is not what they are for. Mr N Fork you! 20:11, May 30 Delete, use Special:Allpages. • n y p 06:20, 2 June 2008 (UTC)
Comments	Kept ~ 08:26, 2 June 2008 (UTC)

SCUBADILLO

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Delete	SHEEEEE-IT! * F l u m p a 22:14, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete - I want to vote anyway. -- Kip > Talk • Works • • 02:24, Jun. 2, 2008
Comments	NEVER FUCKING MIND. IT GOT HUFFED. * F l u m p a 22:15, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Flumpa, if the article is new, don't put it on here. QVFD it. Read the deletion policy before nominating anything, please. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 22:18, 1 June 2008 (UTC)

Nacho

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Delete	Delete Another food stub--Sgt. Fluffy 05:17, 1 June 2008 (UTC) CROTCH -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER Kerkill Now I'm hungry... --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:43, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Too Corny --Count of Monkey Crisco 11:37, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete. Nacho good. Dame GUN PotY WotM 2xPotM 17xVFH VFP Poo PMS •YAP• 15:06, 1 June 2008 (UTC) Delete Per it making Dexter hungry. Mr N Fork you! 22:32, Jun 1 Delete the page, but for more puns from Prettiestpretty. Sir Modusoperandi ^Boinc! 23:56, 1 June 2008 (UTC)
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Fried Rice

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Delete	Delete Short, somehow escaped ICU with almost nothing added.--Sgt. Fluffy 00:11, 30 May 2008 (UTC) Kerkill Why do some people feel the need to include recipes on their already unfunny articles? It usually doesn't help any. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 05:57, 30 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Short & shit. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:33, May 30 Flied Lice. -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:42, 30 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Mr N Fork you! 20:09, May 30
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Category:Things that should not be

Keep	Keep I see no reason to delete a category unless it isn't being used at all or is vanity. This is being used and doesn't appear to be vanity. --MegaPleb • Dexter111344 • Complain here 20:17, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
Delete	Huff At first I was like, oh what harm could it do? then I remembered that we don't need every category ever conceived by man. Le Cejak • <4:31, 29 May 2008> Should not be Obviously. Mr N Fork you! 17:35, May 29 Name says it all --Sgt. Fluffy 20:34, 29 May 2008 (UTC) Delete. Pointless. --SirU.U.Esq. VFH \| GUN \| Natter \| Uh oh \| Pee 09:35, May 30 M....Metallica? -- Hi, hey! I'M A MOTERFUCKING NIGGER BITCH LOVER 18:44, 30 May 2008 (UTC)
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