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  • Voting: use "For" or "Against" (or some clear iteration) in bold type to specify your vote. Comments are allowed, but excessive discussion/argument is not. Use the image's talk page for that.
  • Please submit only ORIGINAL IMAGES to VFP. Images from elsewhere on the Internet can be used on articles, but will not be featured.
  • Unmanipulated as well as photoshopped images are allowed as long as they are original.
  • When nominating an image, you may place {{VFP}} on the image page.

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  • Please read HowTo:Get Your Image Featured before nominating your own image. You are also encouraged to submit your image to Image Review for peer opinions before you list it on VFP.
  • If you are changing your vote, either remove the original vote OR strike it through with the appropriate HTML tag and change the # to ## so your comment won't mess up the vote numbering. Finally, update the votecounts.
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The Thirst (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
The Thirst

Help support those with The Thirst and vote this to be a feature image.

Image credit: Click me bitch!
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2 pints
Nomination: Click me bitch!10:52, August 26, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self Nom & For - Surely you drink beer? Click me bitch!10:52, August 26, 2016 (UTC)
  2. For I have the thirst! Ratbert (talk) 19:20, 21 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Have you seen this grey.png (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Insert image title here, without link

The dark cost of alien abduction

Image credit: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk).
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 3
Nomination: The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 05:21, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Got nothing to add. Two well known historical events mashed together for no other reason than my brain told me to. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 05:21, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. This works. At least for your first vote in 2 years. Sir Roger (talk) 07:22, October 13, 2018 (UTC)
  3. For Ratbert (talk) 23:25, 3 November 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

OJSimpson.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
OJSimpson.jpg

Homer OJ Simpson holds up a knife to his wife Marge Brown Simpson

Image credit: BaylorBoy
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 5
Nomination: ☞ Rim < Talk | Updates | Edits > 23:50, September 16, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 5
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. A (somewhat) clever and funny image, not sure what else to say. ☞ Rim < Talk | Updates | Edits > 23:50, September 16, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Yep. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 05:22, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. This is a pretty hilarious parody. Sorry, but I don't have much else to say. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:00, February 12, 2018 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. Beer. Miley Spears Discordian American Princess (let's talk) 03:50, May 28, 2018 (UTC)
  5. Strong For Ratbert (talk) 20:35, 12 June 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Lib Dem 2015 GE Poster (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Lib Dem 2015 GE Poster

The Liberal Democrats produced this poster for their 2015 General Election campaign. The poster includes Nick Clegg's face, just to remind you who he is, and also a yellow background, typical of Liberal Democrat colour schemes. The message of the poster is that the Liberal Democrats are good at breaking two things. One of them is the barrier between constituents and their MP. The Lib Dem MPs are always warm and friendly and look out for their community. In fact Liberal Democrats were always rushing around doing errands for their electorate and sometimes breaking the speed limit while doing so. The second one of these is promises. The Liberal Democrats broke promises off the promise-making tree like there's no tomorrow. Traditionally the Lib Dems appealed to intellectuals and students. However, to increase their voting base, they included the words "it doesn't take a genius to work out our campaign slogan" in order to attract more stupid members of the population.

Image credit: ScottPat
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 6
Nomination: SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:58, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 6
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-Nom and For A spoof election poster I made for the 2015 British general election. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:58, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. This poster reminds me of my favourite line of the entire election. Nick Clegg sat on a train before the count saying "I think everyone will be surprised by us, I think we will be the talk of the election".... He wasn't wrong. --EStop (talk) 20:09, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 21:44, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
  4. Symbol for vote.svg For. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 14:58, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
  5. Symbol for vote.svg For. Like it. small   SIR  MAC  BOSWELL  Mac Boswell's user page   [†]  11:06, August 8, 2016 (UTC)
  6. For Classic! Great image. Ratbert (talk) 19:21, 21 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

UKIP 2015 GE Poster (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
UKIP 2015 GE Poster

UKIP's 2015 General Election campaign poster features the White Cliffs of Dover, Brunel's ingenious engineering masterpiece that prevents low-flying transport planes full of immigrants from ever landing on British soil. UKIP dispensed with most of the words on their poster for greater appeal to Britain's illiterate voters. The message of the UKIP poster is clear — The beautiful English landscape is a suitable deterrent to prevent people escaping countries stricken with poverty, war and disease from coming to the British Isles. The poster also shows the great triumph of the British construction industry, which recently had become infiltrated by Eastern Europeans who get away without working because of the EU's Health and Safety Political Correctness Nonsense Laws.

Image credit: ScottPat
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 4
Nomination: SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:57, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 4
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-Nom and For A parody election poster I made for the 2015 British general election. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:57, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. I need one of them. --EStop (talk) 20:02, May 10, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Symbol for vote.svg For. It increases the number of ways to leave Dover, which is a big improvement in my book. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 20:28, February 23, 2016 (UTC)
  4. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 05:25, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 0

No against votes

Green Party 2015 GE Poster (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Green Party 2015 GE Poster

The Green Party 2015 General Election campaign poster was funded through busking and a sponsored expedition up Kilimanjaro. It was constructed from 100% recyclable materials such as paper, wood, and members' blood mixed with white eco-friendly ink for the writing. They adhered to the concept of "a thousand words writes a picture" and wasted no valuable resources producing images on Photoshop. Their anti-austerity message in their poster separated them distinctly from Labour. After all, Labour had never been in a council coalition with the Conservatives. They made it explicitly clear that where they fail to deliver environmental policies they would deliver anti-austerity policies and where they fail to deliver anti-austerity policies they would deliver environmental ones. Sometimes they would even fail to deliver both.

Image credit: ScottPat
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1
Nomination: SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:56, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. Symbol for vote.svg Self-Nom and For A parody poster I made for the 2015 British general election. SirScottPat VFH NotM WotM WotY UotM 11:56, May 9, 2015 (UTC)
  2. For Really great. Ratbert (talk) 19:23, 21 October 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1

--Inflamedasphalt (talk) 18:20, September 4, 2015 (UTC)

  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. This is more like text rather than being an image. Though this is an image. --Atomicdragon136 (talk) 23:02, February 12, 2018 (UTC)

Pedobear 5 versions (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
Pedobear 5 versions

Image credit: User:Why do I need to provide this?
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 2 bearhuggers
Nomination: Summary by the artist who created the second, third, and fourth image: "Five versions of Pedobear. By Clifford Berryman circa 1903 (true), Walt Disney in 1928 (sort of true), Otto Messmer in 1954 (sort of true), Hanna-Barbera in 1975 (sort of true), and Kuma Chan in 2009 (sort of true).

Actually, the 1903 and 2009 version are as drawn, except the 1903 version is reversed and it's not Pedobear, it's from the cartoon where President Theodore Roosevelt rescues a bear, and the 2009 image was probably drawn before 2009 and Kuma Chan is the bear. The 1928 is actually a variation on Mickey Mouse that was drawn by Walt Disney in that year, the 1954 is a variation of Felix the Cat drawn by Messmer in 1975 but imitating the earlier style, and the 1975 is a variation on the Hanna-Barbera character of Yogi Bear that may have been drawn earlier. The 2009 version is as drawn probably a few years before 2009." Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 06:31, April 7, 2015 (UTC)

For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Showing the evolution of one character to another while mixing in Mickey Mouse, Felix the Cat, and Yogi Bear. Admin DAP Dame Pleb Com. <font="Times New Roman">Miley <font="Times New Roman">Spears (talk) 06:31, April 7, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 09:39, April 8, 2015 (UTC)
  3. Been a liked image of mine for ages. The previous edit was by PuppyOnTheRadio (Talk). 05:27, August 21, 2016 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. For some reason, I just don't guess this. I don't think it's funny. --PlaceHolderUserName My talk! 18:44, February 21, 2016 (UTC)
Comments

Nigella Isn't Working.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
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A cartoon resembling the famous 'Labour Isn't Working' Saatchi brothers' poster, drawn and photographed by me. Making fun of how Charles Saatchi manipulated court and public opinion when he was divorcing his wife Nigella Lawson--similar to how his negative propaganda for the Tories works/worked.

Image credit: --Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:44, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 line(s) of cocaine
Nomination: Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:14, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 2
  1. I am nominating my own image here: a cartoon I drew (perhaps a little less sophisticated than all the fancy computer-photoshop stuff--Everyotherusernamewastaken (talk) 20:14, May 31, 2014 (UTC)
  2. After the explanation, I see the joke very well and find it funny. I am afraid that many others won't understand, so I think it needs an explanation in the caption, which will be displayed on the main page if the image is featured, and a funny one, if possible. But I still like it. Anton (talk) 15:47, June 22, 2014 (UTC)
Against Votes: 1
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Not funny Sir TheWikiMan026 CUN,UmP, (Chatter) Norn Iron Flag.jpeg 19:30, June 25, 2014 (UTC)
Comments
  • I would vote by I know little about the case. Is the picture of a hoover sucking up dust and why is that relevant to Nigela? Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 10:08, June 14, 2014 (UTC)
It's supposed to be a straw sucking up a line of cocaine, which Nigella was supposedly addicted to.--Sigphoto.jpg|(get dtf) 15:24, June 22, 2014 (UTC)

PsychoFurniture.jpg (history, logs)

Featured picture candidate
PsychoFurniture.jpg

Even though in the 20th century activists managed to abolish the price-based segregation, the cases of discrimination against cheap furniture are still frequent, and the consequences are harmful for both the victims and the offenders.

Image credit: ScottPat
Archive - Discuss this image

Score: 1 killer beds
Nomination: Anton (talk) 15:47, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
For Votes: 3
  1. Symbol for vote.svg For. Great! One of ScottPat's best images. Anton (talk) 15:47, April 7, 2014 (UTC)
  2. Symbol for vote.svg For. Flying beds! --Laurels.gifRomArtus*Imperator ITRA (Orate) ® 07:41, April 29, 2014 (UTC)
  3. For Hahahaha Ratbert (talk) 20:38, 12 June 2019 (UTC)
Against Votes: 2
  1. Symbol against vote.svg Against. Not bad, but it doesn't seem that funny to me. Sort of look likes an SAT Study Book--Uncycloperson (talk) 03:04, March 14, 2015 (UTC)
  2. Symbol against vote.svg Against. I am honoured by the nomination however this image does not work alone. It only works in the context of my UnNews story. Sir ScottPat (converse) White Ensign.gif Scotland Flag 1.png Compassrose.gif VFH UnS NotM WotM WotY 19:13, April 4, 2015 (UTC)
Comments
  • The beds are colored but the rest of the picture is black and white. That seems wrong. ❦ Llwy-ar-lawr talkcontribs • 19:31 4 November 2014
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